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Face Posted - 06/13/2006 : 18:30:29
I have decided to once more put my thin sliver of pride behind me & ask those of you with a spare five minutes to donate it to a down at heel FWFR hoping to make a name for himself in this brave new world of succinct reviewing.

So, here's the deal...you look at mine and I'll look at yours & I promise - even if I think yours are a bit crap - I'll vote for the TEN that I think are your best, if you do the same for my humble offerings (even if you, too, think they are really a steaming pile...)

I'll go back to me cardboard box now, then, shall I...?
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chazbo Posted - 06/15/2006 : 04:41:34
Have taken you up on your offer, Face.

You've got some good reviews there; I particularly liked (among others):

'X Education' for X-Men
'Wilkinson owns mind business' for Eternal Sunshine
'Terrorist discovers hidden piece' for Crying Game

Thanks.

http://www.fwfr.com/display.asp?id=3914&mode=reviewer

Yukon Posted - 06/15/2006 : 03:51:59
quote:
Originally posted by Face

Okay, have 'done' you all - AT LEAST ten votes each, but a lot more for most of you: I particularly liked

p.s. I'm not Thai, Yukon, although I am married to a Thai woman & live in Thailand: I'm assuming you're aware the generalisation you're making about the country is tantamount to me assuming that Canada is all ice-hockey & moose-fuckin'. Anyway, no offence taken...



I take great offence to your moose fucking comment, eh! My ex-wife was a moose and she was a wonderful, caring companion. I truly loved her, up until she left me for a hockey player...

P.S. I'm not very politically correct Face so feel free to make all the lumberjack and igloo jokes you want. It just my sense of humour, I'm not trying to offend and apologies if I did.
demonic Posted - 06/15/2006 : 03:35:44
I gave you a good old smattering when you were first introduced on the forum a few weeks back, but going to have another gander now...

Read all mine, and I'll read all yours

edit: consider yourself smacked. Gladly got many votes off the ground zero.
Sludge Posted - 06/14/2006 : 20:55:16
Great stuff... I vote-slammed more than 10, all quite worthy.

Here's mine.
turrell Posted - 06/14/2006 : 17:11:42
Face - some truly inspired reviewing - thanks for some belly laugh's. Should you have the time, here's my humble lot...
lemmycaution Posted - 06/14/2006 : 16:30:03
quote:
Originally posted by Face

p.s. I'm not Thai, Yukon, although I am married to a Thai woman & live in Thailand: I'm assuming you're aware the generalisation you're making about the country is tantamount to me assuming that Canada is all ice-hockey & moose-fuckin'. Anyway, no offence taken...



Oh yeah!

Let's see you try copulating with a moose on skates! What it was doing in my skates, I'll never know.
Falken Posted - 06/14/2006 : 15:38:38
quote:
Originally posted by Face

p.s. I'm not Thai, Yukon, although I am married to a Thai woman & live in Thailand: I'm assuming you're aware the generalisation you're making about the country is tantamount to me assuming that Canada is all ice-hockey & moose-fuckin'. Anyway, no offence taken...



You have a point there, Face.

I've never liked hockey...

Falken
RockGolf Posted - 06/14/2006 : 13:03:22
"Hymen & Garfunkel" is hilarious. It is also Randall's, much as I wish I could take credit for it.

Well, begging works. At the time of writing you had the entire top 12 reviews and 16 of the top 20.

Konichiwa. (I've probably misspelled this. My son-in-law is a mui thai boxer.)
Face Posted - 06/14/2006 : 12:58:33
Okay, have 'done' you all - AT LEAST ten votes each, but a lot more for most of you: I particularly liked

Lost in Translation - Coppola Lonely People - Yukon
Carnal Knowledge - Hymen & Garfunkel - R o � k G o 1 f
Brokeback Mountain - irregular entry in Ledger* - R o � k G o 1 f

(* even though I think Ledger is the 'giver'....hur hur)

but these are only the ones I remembered. I was also surprised to find that one particular high flyer who I regularly slag off has loads of really witty, clever reviews: so maybe I should shut my mouth/be more charitable in future...

Cheers & beers

p.s. I'm not Thai, Yukon, although I am married to a Thai woman & live in Thailand: I'm assuming you're aware the generalisation you're making about the country is tantamount to me assuming that Canada is all ice-hockey & moose-fuckin'. Anyway, no offence taken...
Puzzgal Posted - 06/14/2006 : 03:28:12
I guess I'll take that action.. Thanks, Face.
Sean Posted - 06/14/2006 : 02:11:15
Oops, I got carried away and gave you more like 20.

Nice work, keep the good stuff coming. And, congrats on Mogul-ification, hope you enjoy the cigar.

Se�n
Josh the cat Posted - 06/13/2006 : 22:06:59
Will get over and vote for ya right now I am sure I will find 10 I rate, I'll tell ya if I don't!

EDIT: should have just found your votes gone up by 17.

Josh the cat

Yukon Posted - 06/13/2006 : 22:01:49
Face, there is nothing wrong with whoring yourself for votes. We all do it.
And being from Thailand, I figure you must be used to whoring.

You have some great reviews--
Malkovich's mind's everybody's business: Being John Malkovich
Wheelzebub: Christine
The Goodfathird: Godfather 3

When you get a chance, check out some gems here:
http://fwfr.com/display.asp?id=8158&mode=reviewer


thefoxboy Posted - 06/13/2006 : 21:48:08
quote:
Originally posted by Face

I have decided to once more put my thin sliver of pride behind me & ask those of you with a spare five minutes to donate it to a down at heel FWFR hoping to make a name for himself in this brave new world of succinct reviewing.

So, here's the deal...you look at mine and I'll look at yours & I promise - even if I think yours are a bit crap - I'll vote for the TEN that I think are your best, if you do the same for my humble offerings (even if you, too, think they are really a steaming pile...)

I'll go back to me cardboard box now, then, shall I...?



Nice work Face, voted.
thefoxboy
lemmycaution Posted - 06/13/2006 : 21:34:04
quote:
Originally posted by Randall
The practice might even be catching as I've Hammered you others too.




I believe he's right!

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