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| mampers11 |
Posted - 11/01/2006 : 09:00:55
Hey guys. I have finally hit the half millenium. Now to celebrate, I want everyone to bring their zero votes to me and I will make them into ones. Also being a bit critical of my work (hell knows why), I wanna know what you guys think of which one is the worst of my FWFRs.
Cheers people
Mampers
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| 15 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Sludge |
Posted - 11/08/2006 : 23:27:56
Mampers, nice achievement! Please feel free to scrape away at the bottom of the sludge barrel. |
| rabid kazook |
Posted - 11/06/2006 : 18:10:54
Big big mampery congrats! Have no 0s to present unfotunatly.  |
| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 11/02/2006 : 13:19:33
Am still combing through your tousled reviews, Mamp, but just wanted to mention that in the didactic department:
"Abdul-Jabbar is co-pilot." for Airplane! doesn't inspire me.  
Hope to post again soon with some Mampy goodness. 
5 'what's not to like' from Mampers! 
Face/Off Travolta feels bit Cagey.
Anastasia Reach For The Czars.
North Country Theron has miner role.
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Queen: a bad apple.
The Hudsucker Proxy Norville's idea pretty loopy.
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| redPen |
Posted - 11/02/2006 : 06:19:49
My opinion: Not just you, Mamp, but anyone's fwfr that is just a description of the movie with no creativity or personality added in, isn't worth the keystrokes it takes to vote.
For example, if your fwfr of "Jaws" is "A shark attacks swimmers," you will be getting a whole lot of no votes from me.
Again, just my opinion.
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| Yukon |
Posted - 11/02/2006 : 01:37:19
Mampers, You were out of 0s so I turned some 1s into 2s.
As said by some other folks, not a fan of the fact reviews such as "Ice Cube's directorial debut."
Liked
Ramb-ald (Rambo IV)
Superman Flies, Can't Walk. (Christopher Reeve: Courageous Steps)
Human version of Speed (Crank) |
| mampers11 |
Posted - 11/01/2006 : 23:35:55
Hey people again. Just here to tell you about which ones I like from your FWFRs that you guys have posted.
Ones I like
Whippersnapper:
Psycho (1960) Deviation, from Norm.
Big (1988) Kid-life crisis.
Christopher Reeve: Courageous Steps: This Is Spinal Snap
Ted Bundy (2002): HunTED, ArresTED, ConvicTED, ExecuTED
Kill Bill Vol 1 (2003): Coma-toes
ChocolateLady
Are We There Yet? (2005): Ice Screams; rocky road
Runaway Bride (1999): Julia's Gere In Reverse
Superman Returns (2006): Clark's mother; real Saint
My Chocolate Ass (2001): Pebbles Gets Bam-Bammed!
Little Man (2006): Wayan's World: got shorty
Randall
Donnie Darko (2001): Bunny Bugs
The Bourne Identity (2002): Feddies Vs Jason
Apollo 13 (1995) Ground Control, Major Tom
Bride And Prejudice (2004): Austen powers Bollywood
Man On The Moon (1999): Ace Kaufman: Bit Defective
Wildhartlivie
Outbreak (1995): Monkey Flee Monkey Flu
Coffee And Cigarettes (2003): Vignettes over cigarettes
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975): Dinner, Meatloaf Again?
Galaxy Quest (1999): Jason And The Astronauts
Hannibal (2001): Liotta's most brainless performance
Beannimo
Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005): Iambic Penitentiary
Monsters Inc (2001): Children Sullied their beds
Transamerica (2005): TransParent
Billy Elliot (2000): Ballet The Kid
Some Like It Hot (1959): Florida recieves broad band
Thefoxboy
Calender Girls (2003): Centerolds
The Exorcist (1973): The Blair Witch Projectile
The Truman Show (1998): The Screw Carrey Show
Signs (2002): Sign-field
Chocolate Sperm (2001): Nuts may contain chocolate
Lemmycaution
Deliverance (1972): Warn Beatty!
Raging Bull (1980): Hello Motta hello fatta
The Godfather (1972) Sonny, bloody Sonny
Misery (1990): Another psycho Bates
White Dog (1982): Ku Klux Kanine
Salopian
The Elephant Man (1980): A Merrick Unbeauty
Signs (2002): Serial Thriller
Memento (2000): Finding Memo
Run Lola Run (1998): Marks. Get Set. Go
Cliffhanger (1993): Rocky, Mountains
Yukon
Grizzly Man (2005): Legends Of The Maul
Mrs Doubtfire (1993): Robin is a bird
The Fugitive (1993): Killer is hand solo
Glennary Glen Ross (1992): An office, no gentlemen
The Da Vinci Code (2006): Conspiracy? Fucking Jesus Christ!
Baftababe
One Hour Photo (2002): Sy underdeveloped; family overexposed
Mulitiplicity (1996): Keaton, Keattn, kneato, oaKent
The Usual Suspects (1995): Spacey creates Soze Verbally
Raging Bull (1980): A lotta LaMotta
King Kong (2005): Black's the new Denham
Aahaa, Muahaha
Junior (1994): Germinated Terminator
The Fugitive (1993): Ford jumps in ford
Basic Instinct (1992): Douglas romances the Stone
The Matrix (1999): Neo One in Eons
Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984): Reviewing this is thoughtcrime!
Titanpa
Kill Bill: Vol 1 (2003): Good Bill Hunting
Donnie Darko (2001): Present tense, future imperfect
The Gingerbread Man (2005): Cookie Monster
Rocky IV (1985) Rocky downs white Russian
Cold Mountain (2003): Redneck Zellweger
Josh The Cat
The Godfather (1972): Bed, head
American Pie (1999): 'Cherry' Pie
The Shawshank Redemption (1994) Morgan Freedman, eventually
Seven (1995) Paltrow has bit part
Roof Sex (2003) Fiddling on the roof
I think that is everyone on this topic. Dont worry I will be doing some more soon on those I did not like so much or that may need work.
Mampers.
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| Josh the cat |
Posted - 11/01/2006 : 18:15:51
Lost the internet at work short term techie faults Hope I'm not too late
Josh the cat |
| Beanmimo |
Posted - 11/01/2006 : 17:19:24
Bad mampers:Vanishing, The (1988)
The original Dutch 'Vanishing'.
Good Mampers:Jaws (1975)
Gulp Fiction.
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| TitanPa |
Posted - 11/01/2006 : 16:52:38
Wow Mampers, Your going to be busy this November.
Have a crack at these
I will investigate which reviews of yours are the worst. Cause if there is anything i know...its bad reviews....lol |
| aahaa, muahaha |
Posted - 11/01/2006 : 16:51:05
Hi Mamps, I'd like to join you soon enough by hitting 500 reviews but it appears it would take a looong time. You may want to take a look at my zeroes instead, which should be less than 30 in number. will get back to you on your best and the worst.
Editing to say that I hit you Mampers - however all the 0's were taken so I turned my gaze on to some 1s and a few 2s. You have some brilliant reviews in 1's and 2's but pretty indifferent ones as well. I guess the cream would find its way to the top with passage of time. |
| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 11/01/2006 : 16:47:48
What a kind Mamp you are!
Will scour your own pages this eve or tomorrow and report back on the good the almost good and the even better!
BTW: I like this one of yours, but you've spelled her name wrong
Marylin Airing Her Undies = 7 Year Itch.
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| Yukon |
Posted - 11/01/2006 : 14:14:15
Here you go Mampers.
http://www.fwfr.com/display.asp?do=uv&id=8158&Mode=reviewer&Sort=2&Rows=100&Dir=1&Start=1501
I'll hit your page later today or after work. Love your idea about telling you which review is crap. I've often read a review and thought, "This is so lame. Why would somebody even submit this?" Now I'll finally get an answer (That is, if you have any bad reviews. I'm sure they are all amazing...) |
| Demisemicenturian |
Posted - 11/01/2006 : 13:50:48
I think your best would be "Bush Whacked", but the pun was used earlier here (although it fits the more recent film more perfectly). So, the ones I like most are "Trouser Snakes and Ladders", "I See Dead Pupils" and "Ben/ Jenny: I screamed". (You use capitals too much, though, and there shouldn't be a space after a slash.) |
| Demisemicenturian |
Posted - 11/01/2006 : 13:40:38
O.K., I've been through your lowest 100, mampers. (I'm afraid that someone or other used the 'blue tits' pun before you. ) I agree with C.L. that basic-facts-about-the-making-of-the-film reviews aren't the best. Having said that, that is the sort of info that would be on most film sites but which is mostly lacking here, so potentially they do add something. Another I'm not too keen on is "1984 made in 1984". This would be like "Omen released on 6/6/6" - it's no coincidence that these films were released when they were, so mentioning it isn't really pointing anything out. I'll go through your top reviews and let you know my favourite. |
| mampers11 |
Posted - 11/01/2006 : 13:23:12
Thanks people for the votes back and such. Looks like my zeros have finally totally into ones. So cheers for that. Much appreciated, even though I was not expecting any votes coming my way. Also, since it is very hard to criticize people's FWFRs, I am not expecting everyone to post with criticisms of my FWFRs. However, to make it easier for everyone, since praise is better than criticism in some cases, you can include your favorite FWFR's from my selection and I'll try to return the favor back. Any proofreaders feel free to correct any spellings that you can see in the post.
Cheers once again
Mampers.
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