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Falken |
Posted - 02/09/2006 : 05:14:01 For our nexr Porn Star, it's everyone's favourite stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder...
Harrison Ford!!!
Let's kick this one off with...
In Diana Jones
The Millen(N)ium Falken 
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15 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
Falken |
Posted - 03/07/2006 : 05:08:12 quote: Originally posted by damalc
Millenium Fuckin' 
quote: Originally posted by ChocolateLady
quote: Originally posted by Falken
I made the Kessel run in less than 12 votes...
The Millenium Falken 
ARGH! MilleNNium!!!!

Falken  |
damalc |
Posted - 03/06/2006 : 01:37:36 i know this is like a month late but these just came to me:
Wookie for lovin' 
and i can't believe nobody came up with
Millenium Fuckin'  |
Wheelz |
Posted - 02/16/2006 : 13:45:43 quote: Originally posted by ChocolateLady
quote: Originally posted by Wheelz
Sex Days Semen Nights 
OK, I have to say it: Wheelz, you was ROBBED!
(Yours was my favourite and I almost dropped out of the game when I read it.)
I appreciate it, CL... But don't cry for me, there were lots of great entries in this round. 
I'll be back. As the kids say, It's all good!  |
ChocolateLady |
Posted - 02/16/2006 : 07:23:11 quote: Originally posted by Wheelz
Sex Days Semen Nights 
OK, I have to say it: Wheelz, you was ROBBED!
(Yours was my favourite and I almost dropped out of the game when I read it.)
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Falken |
Posted - 02/16/2006 : 04:18:26 Thank you all!
I'd also like to thank my Kindergarten teacher Mrs. Jones for inspiring me... 
Falken 
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duh |
Posted - 02/16/2006 : 00:52:17 quote: Originally posted by Sean
Let's see what filthy movies he's made on the side....
In Diana Jones. - Falken
Hand Solo. - StaLean
Porking Girl. - EvilAndy
Wetness. - TitanPa
Twat Lies Beneath. - Sean
Everyone gets Han job. - thefoxboy
KY: The Lube-Maker. - ChocolateLady
Re-gargling Henry. - Cheese_Ed
Sex Days Semen Nights. - Wheelz
K-19: Barely Legal. - turrell
Wanking Girl. - AIRBOLT
Harrison, Calista, Fuck hard. - Chris C
Ford, escort. - bife
The Carpenter Gets Wood. - Koli
Randy Tarts. - damalc
Harrison Grabbed Titties. - kolo
These were all truly very funny! |
Sean |
Posted - 02/15/2006 : 23:02:24 I had some spares:-
K-Y: The Widowmater
Clear and Present Banger
The Fudgetive
Presumed In-a-cunt
Star Whores
Harry's on Ford |
Sean |
Posted - 02/15/2006 : 23:00:52 Well, Harrison Ford has clearly been a busy man in his porn career, look at all the titles people have tucked away in the back of their video cupboards.... . 16 entries this week and 18 voters including 3 lurkers , the last of which broke the tie...  . So the winners are:- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3rd best Harrison Ford porn title, as voted by you with . 16 votes .
Hand Solo. - StaLean  . (vote breakdown of 33322111) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2nd best Harrison Ford porn title, as voted by you with . 18 votes .
Twat Lies Beneath. - Sean  . (vote breakdown of 332222211) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The winner with the best Harrison Ford porn title . with a vote breakdown of (33332221) . Please be upstanding for our latest filthy pervert . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . For a total of 19 votes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Make some noise people . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . with back-to-back wins.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Falken - with - In Diana Jones. . . Congratulations Falken for your second stand on the winning pervert's dais.  
Time to get up here and give us a few words then choose the next pornstar. Make sure it is NOT someone that we have pornolised in previous rounds.
You are now free to post any alternative FWPTs you may have. |
Sean |
Posted - 02/15/2006 : 22:50:15 The first two lurkers didn't help, but the last one did. Thanks, lurkers! 
Results shortly... |
Sean |
Posted - 02/15/2006 : 21:01:30 Oh damn it. One voter to go and we're still tied. A lurker voter would be appreciated now. 
Edit: I've just got an auto-respond email back from the non-voter and he/she is away for a few days, so a lurker is now essential.  |
Koli |
Posted - 02/15/2006 : 20:27:35 Okay, read out all the entries except mine and repeat after me:
"These are not the titles we're looking for."
And you at the back; don't be shy:
"These are not the titles we're looking for."

PS voted. |
TitanPa |
Posted - 02/15/2006 : 16:15:08 voted yesterday |
thefoxboy |
Posted - 02/15/2006 : 08:38:15 Sorry I took awhile to vote, I had a bad date. |
Sean |
Posted - 02/15/2006 : 08:00:22 quote: Originally posted by turrell
"I hate snakes" - so I voted (that's almost an anti-porn title)
No, it would fit lezzo porn perfectly. 
BTW, we have a tie so I need the last 3 voters.  |
Falken |
Posted - 02/15/2006 : 05:10:54 quote: Originally posted by Wheelz
quote: Originally posted by Falken
I made the Kessel run in less than 12 votes...
The Millen(N)ium Falken 
(Sorry, my finger slipped! )
Was that a line from the outtake reel of "In Diana Jones"??
Oh, and I voted.
LMAO! 
"No time for love Dr. Jones!"
Falken  |