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SoS |
Posted - 04/06/2006 : 07:54:42 We've done an oldie so now lets get 'bang' up to date. Jack Black is a man of the moment, a star on the rise, and one of the least likely looking Hollywood heroes in some time.
Dirty looking and permanently dishevelled, a bit fat and too hairy, he is perfect for PORN! He may even have been masquerading as Ron Jeremy for several years and no-one noticed. So what porn films has he made?
I enjoyed "The School of Cock" but I am sure there were others. |
15 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
damalc |
Posted - 04/13/2006 : 14:34:00 Tenacious D-I-C-K Humping Jack  |
Sean |
Posted - 04/13/2006 : 12:56:51 Come on, I'm waiting! My pornolising mind has been waiting for an outlet all day!  |
SoS |
Posted - 04/13/2006 : 12:47:38 Bloody hell - I'll get a reputation at this rate. I am not really a dirty old man...dirty young man perhaps. 
Anyway cheers for the votes guys. 
Someone new to pornalise will be announced soon. Let the smut continue. |
Basselope |
Posted - 04/13/2006 : 02:35:02 Shallow Hole
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lemmycaution |
Posted - 04/13/2006 : 01:12:47 Back in Black |
Sean |
Posted - 04/12/2006 : 23:55:11 Well Jack has been jacking off a lot from the look of these smutty videos... . . 15 entries this week and 13 voters... . So the winners are:- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3rd best equal Jack Black porn title, as voted by you with . 8 votes .
Shaving Silverman. - RockGolf  . (vote breakdown of 332) . and .
The Neverending Orgy III. - Paddy C  . (vote breakdown of 3311)
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2rd best Jack Black porn title, as voted by you with . 10 votes .
Shallow Female Canal. - kolo  . (vote breakdown of 33211) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The winner with the best Jack Black porn title . with a vote breakdown of (3322221) . Please be upstanding for our latest filthy pervert . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . For a total of 15 votes . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Make some noise people . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . two weeks in a row... . . . . . . . . .
SoS - with - The School of Cock. . . Congratulations SoS for your second stand on the winning pervert's dais. 
Time to get up here and give us a few words then choose the next pornstar. Make sure it is NOT someone that we have pornolised in previous rounds.
You are now free to post any alternative FWPTs you may have. |
ChocolateLady |
Posted - 04/12/2006 : 06:04:28 Voted |
Falken |
Posted - 04/12/2006 : 05:10:02 Yahtzee!
Falken  |
Sean |
Posted - 04/12/2006 : 04:34:42 quote: Originally posted by damalc
quote: Originally posted by Se�n
Bugger it, I had "Swallow Hal" for Jack, but just noticed that that was an entry for Gwyneth Paltrow, and not only that, it was the winner. Sod this poxy goldfish memory of mine.... 
i say you should've left it. though i'm positive foxy didn't purposely plagiarize, we also saw "King Dong" in Jessica Lange's porn filmography. i suppose that's a little different though, since they reference two different movies.
I suppose there is no rule saying you can't repeat a FWPT from another round, but I sure wouldn't vote for one that I knew had been used before. And I'd be even less happy about winning with one that someone else used in an earlier round , although I suspect that's unlikely as I'm sure I'm not alone in vote-withholding for repeats.  |
thefoxboy |
Posted - 04/12/2006 : 02:31:08 quote: Originally posted by StaLean
quote: Originally posted by damalc
quote: Originally posted by Se�n
Bugger it, I had "Swallow Hal" for Jack, but just noticed that that was an entry for Gwyneth Paltrow, and not only that, it was the winner. Sod this poxy goldfish memory of mine.... 
i say you should've left it. though i'm positive foxy didn't purposely plagiarize, we also saw "King Dong" in Jessica Lange's porn filmography. i suppose that's a little different though, since they reference two different movies.
Yeah! What's up with that, foxy! "King Dong" 
Sorry, I really didn't know.   |
Stalean |
Posted - 04/12/2006 : 01:49:30 quote: Originally posted by damalc
quote: Originally posted by Se�n
Bugger it, I had "Swallow Hal" for Jack, but just noticed that that was an entry for Gwyneth Paltrow, and not only that, it was the winner. Sod this poxy goldfish memory of mine.... 
i say you should've left it. though i'm positive foxy didn't purposely plagiarize, we also saw "King Dong" in Jessica Lange's porn filmography. i suppose that's a little different though, since they reference two different movies.
Yeah! What's up with that, foxy! "King Dong"  |
thefoxboy |
Posted - 04/11/2006 : 23:19:17 quote: Originally posted by damalc
quote: Originally posted by Se�n
Bugger it, I had "Swallow Hal" for Jack, but just noticed that that was an entry for Gwyneth Paltrow, and not only that, it was the winner. Sod this poxy goldfish memory of mine.... 
i say you should've left it. though i'm positive foxy didn't purposely plagiarize, we also saw "King Dong" in Jessica Lange's porn filmography. i suppose that's a little different though, since they reference two different movies.
I didn't even remember it was me that wrote "Swallow Hal" for Gwyneth, I had to look at the winners list to find out.  |
Chris C |
Posted - 04/11/2006 : 21:55:03 Voted |
TitanPa |
Posted - 04/11/2006 : 19:58:37 Voted! |
damalc |
Posted - 04/11/2006 : 18:43:19 quote: Originally posted by Se�n
Bugger it, I had "Swallow Hal" for Jack, but just noticed that that was an entry for Gwyneth Paltrow, and not only that, it was the winner. Sod this poxy goldfish memory of mine.... 
i say you should've left it. though i'm positive foxy didn't purposely plagiarize, we also saw "King Dong" in Jessica Lange's porn filmography. i suppose that's a little different though, since they reference two different movies. |