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Sean Posted - 12/20/2006 : 22:07:38
Four Word Porn Titles

Entrant Rules
  • No more than FOUR words.
  • Use inspiration from any source, but it must be somehow related to the subject.
  • Only ONE entry per person (post alternatives after winner has been announced).
  • Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.
Voting Rules
  • Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR-time (same timetable as FWTO).
  • Send Se�n a PM with your votes, click this direct link to Se�n's PM page.
  • You do not have to be an entrant to vote, lurker votes are encouraged.
  • Entrants who do not vote have 3 points deducted from their total.
  • Voting is as follows, showing Tom as your first choice for 3 votes:-


  • 3 points Tom
    2 points Dick
    1 point Harry

    not upside down or it gets confusing.

Doesn't everyone want to pornolize a fat man in a red suit? Errrmmm... perhaps not...

Santa Claus

Mommy Fisting Santa Claus. - Se�n
Santa Claus is coming.... - thefoxboy
One whore's open lay. - RockGolf
Elves work Santa's pole. - Cheese_Ed
Comes down your chimney. - Chris C
Father XXX-mas. - bife
Claus Encounters, Lewd Kind. - lemmycaution
Claus C�l�bre! - ChocolateLady
Santa's B�che de No�l. - StaLean
Little Bummer Boy. - Ali
Santa Empties His Sac. - Koli
St. Knickerless dumps load. - Beanmimo
Ho' ho' ho'. - duh
Santa Jingles Bell Cock. - wildhartlivie
pound yon virgin. - Basselope
Santa's Milk and Nookie. - damalc
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Koli Posted - 12/28/2006 : 18:35:49
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Originally posted by Se�n

I'm off for a few days. If someone else could maintain the list for a couple of days that would be appreciated. Thanks.



Will do.
Koli Posted - 12/28/2006 : 11:04:07
I've only written a 15-minute thank-you speech.

I'd like to begin by thanking bife, because he suggested I enter with my review of Bad Santa, and then ensured my victory by handing me three votes - enough to unseat himself.

In fact, so stunning is this act of generosity that I've decided to spare the rest of you the remainder of my speech. I'll go straight to the final sentence, in which I thank everyone who voted for me.

I'd also like to thank Reese Witherspoon for so thoroughly entertaining me as June Carter in Walk the Line, which I watched a couple of days ago. This doesn't mean that Reese is my choice for next victim. I'll ponder over the next few hours and be back later.
bife Posted - 12/28/2006 : 01:43:07
Nice one koli, got my three points (which in retrospect, perhaps I should have given to someone else )

Anyhows, for those of you with relevent enough FWPTs, you might like to try getting them accepted here
thefoxboy Posted - 12/27/2006 : 22:00:15
Need lurker votes in FWTO to break tie.

Edit: Thank you lurker.
Sean Posted - 12/27/2006 : 18:43:58
I'm off for a few days. If someone else could maintain the list for a couple of days that would be appreciated. Thanks.
Sean Posted - 12/27/2006 : 18:42:57
There are no shortage of people with a fetish for fatties in red suits...
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16 entries this week and 14 voters...
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3rd best Santa Claus porn title, as voted by you with
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10 votes
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Claus Encounters, Lewd Kind. - lemmycaution
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2nd best Santa Claus porn title, as voted by you with
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Father XXX-mas. - bife
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(vote breakdown of 33221)
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The winner with the best Santa Claus porn title
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with a vote breakdown of (33222)
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Please be upstanding for our latest filthy pervert
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For a total of 12 votes
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Make some noise people
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Koli - with - Santa Empties His Sac.
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Congratulations for your second stand on the winning pervert's dais.

Time to get up here and give us a few words then choose the next pornstar. Make sure it is NOT someone that we have pornolised in previous rounds.

You are now free to post any alternative FWPTs you may have.
bife Posted - 12/27/2006 : 13:11:13
voted
ChocolateLady Posted - 12/27/2006 : 05:51:39
Voted.
w22dheartlivie Posted - 12/27/2006 : 02:55:10
Voted
Sean Posted - 12/27/2006 : 01:58:12
Hey folks. I'm away tomorrow for a few days (short notice), so early votes would be appreciated. I need them ideally within the next 9 hours, if I don't get enough by then to declare a winner then I'll have another look in the morning and do a very quick post before leaving.

So, early votes will help greatly.
damalc Posted - 12/27/2006 : 01:54:56
my elves voted for me, but i'll get the credit
lemmycaution Posted - 12/26/2006 : 22:21:43
I was a good boy and voted.
Chris C Posted - 12/26/2006 : 18:57:03
Left votes in a stocking at the end of the bed.
duh Posted - 12/26/2006 : 17:14:33
Voted Santa a "10".
Cheese_Ed Posted - 12/26/2006 : 16:05:52
Vo Vo Vo-ted

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