| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| Sean |
Posted - 02/08/2007 : 00:25:06
Four Word Porn Titles
Entrant Rules- No more than FOUR words.
 - Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
 - Winning FWPTs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
 - Only ONE entry per person (post alternatives after winner has been announced).
 - Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.
Voting Rules- Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR-time (same timetable as FWTO).
- Send Se�n a PM with your votes, click this direct link to Se�n's PM page.
- Non-entrants may also vote, lurker votes are encouraged.
- Entrants who do not vote have 3 points deducted from their total.
 - Voting is as follows, e.g., showing Tom as your first choice for 3 votes etc:-
3 points Tom
2 points Dick
1 point Harry
not upside down or it gets confusing.
Ethan & Joel Coen have been successful collaborators in the movie business since the eighties. But little is it known that before their big break they made a few blueies in their spare room, such as:-
 Bart in Fink. - Se�n
The Bud Sucker Proxy. - StaLean
Fuck then Cigarette. - thefoxboy
The Cocksucker Proxy. - Ali
The Lady Thrillers. - ChocolateLady
Fargonads. - redPen
Raising Ari's Boner. - Cheese_Ed
Spermwave. - Beanmimo
Brother, Bare Art Thou. - MisterBadIdea
Into Her, Dribble Cruelly. - ragingfluff
Steve Buscemi's Footlong. - damalc
Big Lewd Balls, Si? - kolo
Had Santa. - TitanPa
The Big Blow-jobski. - Koli
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| 15 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| damalc |
Posted - 02/15/2007 : 19:16:24
i really didn't expect mine to win but i thought it was damn funny  |
| Koli |
Posted - 02/15/2007 : 16:23:18
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Originally posted by Se�n
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Originally posted by Koli
an IQ of 82 or less...
Is that you?  quote:
Cohen brothers' films.....
I think you mean Coen. quote:
FWTO students...
I think you mean FWPT.
OK, Koli, enough ranting, give us the next slut/stud for us filthy perverts to get our weekly pornolisation fix on...
BTW, you forgot to mention that $100 you put in my Paypal account... 
Corrections made. Thanks for pointing them out.
I thought I wasn't supposed to mention the 'commission'. |
| Sean |
Posted - 02/15/2007 : 07:51:03
quote:
Originally posted by Koli
an IQ of 82 or less...
Is that you? quote:
Cohen brothers' films.....
I think you mean Coen. quote:
FWTO students...
I think you mean FWPT.
OK, Koli, enough ranting, give us the next slut/stud for us filthy perverts to get our weekly pornolisation fix on...
BTW, you forgot to mention that $100 you put in my Paypal account... |
| Koli |
Posted - 02/15/2007 : 00:30:40
Well, my profuse thanks to everybody who voted for me. It couldn't have been closer.
I'll be back in a few hours with someone else to pornolise.
Addendum: you cannot imagine how many PMs I have received since my latest victory (let's just say: somewhere between nought and 25, and not one), with questions like "what's your secret, Koli?" and "how in the name of all that's holy in the state of Massachusetts did you win?".
I have interpreted these questions as the earnest and adoring questions of FWPT scholars eager to learn more about how a person with an IQ exceeding 82 draws on eclectic learning embracing the works of Homer, Chaucer, Margaret Atwood and Booker T and the MGs to produce something so scintilatingly witty that it attracts more votes than the wittiest of the alternatives on offer.
Contrast if you will my failure last week with my success this week. Last week I garnered nine votes, but those nine votes came from just three people. My guess is that those who gave top marks to 'Majora Pain' were Latin scholars - or possibly women, whose knowledge of the female anatomy far exceeds that of the average male. For those of you with fewer than three pairs of lips, I can reveal that the labia majora are the outer lips of the vulva, regularly exhibited on Mr Hefner's Playboy Channel.
I learned from last week's failure. I deduced that if one is to succeed in this game one must appeal to those with an IQ of 82 or less. Hence instead of relying on an encyclopaedic knowledge of the Coen brothers' films (mine is best described as patchy) or mechanistically toiling through my Observer Book of Porn Film Titles in search of something vaguely resembling one of their products, I should deploy my instinctively schoolboyish and smutty sense of humour to arrive at an entry immediately accessible to FWPT students with very little or no Latin.
And that, dear reader, is how I ended up with the winning entry.
Edited to insert corrections as advised by my reader. |
| Sean |
Posted - 02/14/2007 : 22:18:46
Joel and Ethan's home movies are out from the back of the closet...
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14 entries this week and 13 voters including a lurker...
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2nd best equal Joel & Ethan Coen porn title, as voted by you with
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The Cocksucker Proxy. - Ali
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(vote breakdown of 2222221)
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Brother, Bare Art Thou. - MisterBadIdea
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The winner with the best Joel & Ethan Coen porn title
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with a vote breakdown of (333311)
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Please be upstanding for our latest filthy pervert
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For a total of 14 votes
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Make some noise people
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Koli - with - The Big Blow-jobski.
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Congratulations Koli for your third stand on the winning pervert's dais. 
Time to get up here and give us a few words then choose the next pornstar. Make sure it is NOT someone that we have pornolised in previous rounds.
You are now free to post any alternative FWPTs you may have. |
| Sean |
Posted - 02/14/2007 : 21:44:03
We have a tie. Still 3 non-voters. Lurkers would be appreciated. |
| TitanPa |
Posted - 02/14/2007 : 18:12:24
voted |
| Koli |
Posted - 02/14/2007 : 06:36:05
Voted |
| ChocolateLady |
Posted - 02/14/2007 : 05:58:40
Voted, ehr! |
| damalc |
Posted - 02/13/2007 : 23:08:49
Farvo-ted |
| MisterBadIdea |
Posted - 02/13/2007 : 17:08:45
I have made my opinions known. |
| Beanmimo |
Posted - 02/13/2007 : 14:02:39
Oh Oh I voted too. |
| Cheese_Ed |
Posted - 02/13/2007 : 13:48:20
Voted in my jammies... with Yodas an' shit on 'em. |
| ragingfluff |
Posted - 02/11/2007 : 20:21:06
Voted... now show me the life of the mind |
| Koli |
Posted - 02/09/2007 : 21:57:11
The Big Blow-jobski |
