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Sean Posted - 03/06/2008 : 06:17:12
Four Word Porn Titles

Entrant Rules
  • No more than FOUR words.
  • Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
  • Winning FWPTs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
  • Only ONE entry per person (post alternatives after winner has been announced).
  • Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.
Voting Rules
  • Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR-time (same timetable as FWTO and Avatar).
  • Send Se�n a PM with your votes, click this direct link to Se�n's PM page.
  • Non-entrants may also vote, lurker votes are encouraged.
  • Entrants who do not vote have 3 points deducted from their total.
  • Voting is as follows, e.g., showing Tom as your first choice for 3 votes etc:-


  • 3 points Tom
    2 points Dick
    1 point Harry

    not upside down or it gets confusing.

Shocked to see we have yet to pornolise the delectable Natalie Portman. Better late than never...

Natalie, Pork-man. - Se�n
The Other Ballin' Girl! - ChocolateLady
V for Vagina. - aahaa,muahaha
Arse Attacks. - Ali
Balled Mountin'. - wildhartlivie
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Humporium. - Chris C
Hardened State. - Cheese_Ed
Any Whore Butt Here. - MisterBadIdea
My Gooseberry Nights. - Ro�kG01f
Anne's Boleyn Hot. - rockfsh
Suck Sith. - thefoxboy
Queen Amidildo. - Wheelz
Senator, pound me! - damalc
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aahaa, muahaha Posted - 03/13/2008 : 12:37:08
Wow! Unbelievable!!

New round coming up shortly...
Ali Posted - 03/13/2008 : 07:13:05

I had a few friends, who worked on the set during the filming of Revenge of the Sith. Apparently, Portman was hell to deal with - in fact, there was talk of sacking her, and bringing in Keira Knightley (she'd played Padme's handmaiden in the first prequel).

Anyway, the two names the crew used to call her were Queent Cunt and Senator Snatch.
damalc Posted - 03/12/2008 : 23:13:22
another of Natalie's raunchy titles:

Looser
Sean Posted - 03/12/2008 : 22:11:42
My request to star in Natalie's latest porn flick - for no wages - was turned down.
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13 entries this week and 13 voters including a lurker (thanks! )...
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2nd-best-equal Natalie Portman porn title, as voted by you with
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The Other Ballin' Girl! - ChocolateLady
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(vote breakdown of 32211111)
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Any Whore Butt Here. - MisterBadIdea
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The winner with the best Natalie Portman porn title
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with a vote breakdown of (33332)
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Please be upstanding for our latest filthy pervert
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For a total of 14 votes
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Make some noise people
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a new winner!
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aahaa,muahaha - with - V for Vagina.
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Congratulations aahaa,muahaha for your first stand on the winning pervert's dais.

Time to get up here and give us a few words then choose the next pornstar. Make sure it is NOT someone that we have pornolised in previous rounds. You have 24 hours to start the next round or I'll start it.

You are now free to post any alternative FWPTs you may have.
Koli Posted - 03/12/2008 : 21:57:41
I'm sitting this one out, but have submitted some lurker-type votes to help break the tie.
Sean Posted - 03/12/2008 : 21:44:38
quote:
Originally posted by Se�n

All except one have voted, and it's tied. So, overnight lurkers would be appreciated, my guess is it'll still be tied in the morning.
Still tied.
Sean Posted - 03/12/2008 : 11:27:04
All except one have voted, and it's tied. So, overnight lurkers would be appreciated, my guess is it'll still be tied in the morning.
ChocolateLady Posted - 03/12/2008 : 06:20:33
How could such a nice Jewish girl do such disgusting films?

(Yeah, I voted.)
damalc Posted - 03/12/2008 : 01:55:24
I'll vote for you.

I don't need your votes.

You have my votes.

Thank you.
thefoxboy Posted - 03/11/2008 : 22:57:15
Voted.

I was gonna use Star Whore as my entry but didn't because of Sean's crappy 10 worder that he changed.
Chris C Posted - 03/11/2008 : 22:21:38
Voted
Wheelz Posted - 03/11/2008 : 21:57:43
I voted a long time ago... In a galaxy far far away.
MisterBadIdea Posted - 03/11/2008 : 18:16:57
Voted disarmingly.

This week's viewing: Anywhere But Here
Thoughts: Wow, it's almost exactly like the relationship between EVERY GIRL I'VE EVER DATED and their mother.
Sean Posted - 03/08/2008 : 02:26:02
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Originally posted by Cheese_Ed

"A-piss-load" would never be counted as one word and approved in an FWFR. The Rovark example is a bad one because that was a one time exception based on the special super-hyphenated nature of the word it was playing on from Mary Poppins.
The original word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" isn't hyphenated. I understood that it's a general fwfr rule; a pun on a word involving hyphenated words counts as one word because the original one did.
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PS - Am I having deja vu or was there another large debate about this topic in the Fourum years ago?
I think the debate has occurred a few times in the past.

Anyway, to be consistent I changed it. It was a crap FWPT anyway.
damalc Posted - 03/07/2008 : 21:13:03
Senator, pound me!

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