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Salopian 
"Four ever European"

Posted - 10/23/2006 :  14:58:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think things like "Waterloo emperor's exile" would be fine, but not things like "Emperor at Waterloo" for a film not showing him there. Similarly, I have got a review pending calling M.-A. a "cake advocate", although the only mention in the film is her denying saying it. (I understand that what she actually suggested was some non-bread cheap foodstuff that has been mistranslated as "cake", but that's by the by.) The issue is reviews like "Napoleon gets exiled" for a film not showing this happen but showing the causes of it. Hhmmm...

Edited by - Salopian on 10/23/2006 14:59:13
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Salopian 
"Four ever European"

Posted - 10/24/2006 :  12:52:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
My above-mentioned review has now been declined as "factually inaccurate". This is fine, so long as this applies to all reviews for the film that cannot be otherwise interpreted. I'll be glad to hear your ruling as a general principle, Benj.
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demonic 
"Cinemaniac"

Posted - 10/28/2006 :  22:47:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
To be pedantic two reviews by Phillip Seemore Dustin Hoffman for "Taxi Driver" are wrong - "Jodie inspires Reagan assassination!" and "Bickell inspires Reagan assassination", mainly because it was only an attempted assassination, and doubly so in the second case because Bickle is spelt wrong.
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."

Posted - 10/31/2006 :  09:29:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
RedPen's review "Fletcher 'n' The Bligh" doesn't make sense to me. Why should Bligh be refered to as "The Bligh"? I know its a pun on "Catcher In The Rye" but as the stories have no connection, so what?

Sorry, RedPen!
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Salopian 
"Four ever European"

Posted - 10/31/2006 :  09:49:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Wh7ppersnapper

RedPen's review "Fletcher 'n' The Bligh" doesn't make sense to me. Why should Bligh be refered to as "The Bligh"? I know its a pun on "Catcher In The Rye" but as the stories have no connection, so what?

I think that's O.K. One can do that with any surname, e.g. "The Clews is a great website designer", although it does have friendly connotations that aren't typically applied to Bligh. (I've got a "the Hood" review, so I have to say this. But if it's good enough for the Observer, it's good enough for us. )
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."

Posted - 10/31/2006 :  10:08:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
If you stretched a rubber band that far it would snap!

OK, try this one:

Young Turkish Frankenstein

Two of the reviews refer to Arabs/Arabia. Turks aint Arabs and Turkey aint Arabia.

What says The Sal on this?
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Ali 
"Those aren't pillows."

Posted - 10/31/2006 :  10:43:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm Turkish, and I can emphatically state that we are not Arabs (a statement that most Arabs would reciprocate, no doubt). So the two reviews are factually inaccurate. However, my rule of thumb is usually that if the general idea is kind of correct, or at least rings true to the general populace - and/or is funny, then I tend to accept it.
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Salopian 
"Four ever European"

Posted - 10/31/2006 :  11:32:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Wh7ppersnapper

Two of the reviews refer to Arabs/Arabia. Turks aint Arabs and Turkey aint Arabia.

I agree.
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."

Posted - 10/31/2006 :  11:48:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ali

I'm Turkish, and I can emphatically state that we are not Arabs (a statement that most Arabs would reciprocate, no doubt). So the two reviews are factually inaccurate. However, my rule of thumb is usually that if the general idea is kind of correct, or at least rings true to the general populace - and/or is funny, then I tend to accept it.




Well Ali, WE are not the general populace, WE are all incredibly bright, well-educated people (even Sean!) and WE have incredibly high standards of accuracy, as The Sal will confirm. I'd also add, as a Jew, that a little more understanding by the general populace of the region would do no harm at all.

Incidentally, the fact that a review is funny is in no way a compensation for it being inaccurate on this site. A central requirement of any review is that it must be accurate; it doesn't have to be funny to be published (although that's a nice bonus for the readers) .




Incidentally, do you think I could sell Julian Clary a "I was lying on an Ottoman" joke?

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Ali 
"Those aren't pillows."

Posted - 10/31/2006 :  12:26:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I see your point, and you are right, of course. I've spent many a waking hour trying to convince friends that Turkish Airlines is in fact not a giant magic carpet.

Incidentally, do you think I could sell Julian Clary a "I was lying on an Ottoman" joke?

I'm sure he'd find it delightful.
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 10/31/2006 :  14:14:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ali

I see your point, and you are right, of course. I've spent many a waking hour trying to convince friends that Turkish Airlines is in fact not a giant magic carpet.




Yes, but I can see where the misunderstanding comes from. After the Israelis got finished stealing everything inside the Turkish Airlines planes, they gave up and just put carpets down inside.

(Insert winky smilie face here.)
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Ali 
"Those aren't pillows."

Posted - 10/31/2006 :  14:38:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
They can take everything, but they can never take our curly slippers.
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 11/01/2006 :  06:38:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ali

They can take everything, but they can never take our curly slippers.




Yes, but we can buy them at the Grand Bazaar!

By the way, I've just requested a bunch of reviews for the "Turkish Delight" accolade and I made sure that there was no reference to anything Arab or Arabic in any of my reviews.
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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 11/06/2006 :  20:35:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Bad news: History's Mysteries: The Shroud Of Turin (2000) has some funny reviews, but this is an episode of a TV program.

Same for History's Mysteries: The Essex - The True Story Of Moby Dick (2001)

IMDb lists about 36 episodes.

This is the same issue that popped up with a bunch of "A&E Biography" listings. Sorry, but reviewing TV show episodes is a little outside the ambit of FWFR, IMHO.

Edited by - MguyXXV on 11/06/2006 22:30:58
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Downtown 
"Welcome back, Billy Buck"

Posted - 11/06/2006 :  20:46:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The "Histories Mysteries" series is officially listed on IMDB as a series of individual 45-minute documentaries rather than episodes in a running series, which to my knowledge meets benj's definition of a film.
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