"Boleyn for concubine." for Anne of a Thousand Days
and my highest vote getter:
"Jew-rues-Salaam Jokes!" for Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World
(I wonder if that last one might not get higher votes if people would read it faster - so that "Jew-rues-Salaam" begins to sound more like "Jerusalem" - which was my intention!)
Antony & Cleopatra: Cleo in asp-pic. Rosemary's Baby: Rosemary's scary minor development. Nanook of the North: Cunayou just love him?! [Cunayou is one of Nanook's wives] And one of my favs: Stagecoach: Ford mesas with Maupassant. [film is based on a Maupassant short story called Boule de Suif; John Ford transplanted it to mesa territory - i.e. he "messed" with it]