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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."
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 Posted - 03/29/2006 : 23:55:03
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To many, he was the archetypical English gent, but we really know that he was just a dirty old man. Which porn films did the late great David Niven star in?
There was  Appointment with Penis  , but there must have been many others. |
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 03/30/2006 : 00:31:28
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Four Word Porn Titles
Entrant Rules- No more than FOUR words.
 - Use inspiration from any source, but it must be somehow related to the subject.
 - Only ONE entry per person (post alternatives after winner has been announced).
 - Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.
Voting Rules- Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR-time (same timetable as FWTO).
- Send Sean a PM with your votes, click this direct link to Sean's PM page.
- You do not have to be an entrant to vote, lurker votes are encouraged.
- Entrants who do not vote have 3 points deducted from their total.
 - Voting is as follows, showing Tom as your first choice for 3 votes:-
3 points Tom
2 points Dick
1 point Harry
not upside down or it gets confusing.
To many, he was the archetypical English gent, but we really know that he was just a dirty old man. Which porn films did the late great David Niven star in?
 Appointment with Penis. - Chris C
The Pink Panter. - Sean
The Extraordinary Semen. - lemmycaution
Breast on the Nile. - Lindsey K
Please Don't Eat Daisy. - Falken
Major Anus Pillock. - ChocolateLady
Mutiny on the Booty. - Cheese_Ed
Fist Any Girl. - StaLean
Imprudence & the Pill. - RockGolf
Deposit, Return, Deposit, Return. - Eminence Front
Fist of the Few. - AIRBOLT
The Little Slut. - M0rkeleb
The Lady says 'Oh'! - Paddy C
Rough Cunt. - TitanPa
Soldiers' Three-way. - damalc
Sir Charles Lickin'. - turrell
Nailing the Bishop's Wife. - Basselope
Pink Peter Strikes Again! - kolo
Anal Deposit, Shit return. - Beanmimo
55 Days of Poking. - SoS |
Edited by - Sean on 04/02/2006 09:39:26 |
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"
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Posted - 03/30/2006 : 00:32:01
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| The Extraordinary Semen |
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Lindsey K 
"Hey, that's me."
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Posted - 03/30/2006 : 04:11:42
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Breast on the Nile.
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Falken
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 03/30/2006 : 05:50:50
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Please Don't Eat Daisy
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 03/30/2006 : 08:13:58
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In the movie Separate Tables Niven actually (really and truly) plays a dirty old man who likes to visit dark cinema halls and sit next to young girls and... The character's name is Major Angus Pollock. But you know, he might have been a closet homosexual, and if so that character's name probably should have been:
Major Anus Pillock
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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 03/30/2006 : 14:53:40
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Mutiny on the Booty. |
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Stalean
"Back...OMG"
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Posted - 03/30/2006 : 16:24:06
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| Fist Any Girl |
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RockGolf
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."
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Posted - 03/30/2006 : 16:45:52
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| Imprudence & the Pill |
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Eminence Front 
"Sun shines, people forget"
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Posted - 03/30/2006 : 17:30:36
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Deposit, Return, Deposit, Return
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MM0rkeleb
"Better than HBO."
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Posted - 03/30/2006 : 19:26:58
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The Little Slut
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Paddy C
"Does not compute! Lame!"
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Posted - 03/30/2006 : 19:40:10
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| The Lady says 'Oh'! |
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TitanPa
"Here four more"
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Posted - 03/30/2006 : 20:35:45
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| Rough Cunt |
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damalc
"last watched: Sausage Party"
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Posted - 03/31/2006 : 00:59:04
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| Soldiers' Three-way |
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turrell
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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Posted - 03/31/2006 : 02:43:49
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| Sir Charles Lickin' |
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Basselope 
""Welcome to Fantasy Island!""
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Posted - 03/31/2006 : 04:33:18
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Nailing the Bishop's Wife
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FWPT #36 - David Niven
