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Falken 
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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 Posted - 05/29/2006 : 18:41:25
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FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS
ENTRANT RULES
- You can�t fill them� they�re already spread!
- The FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS contest is CLOSED to every member of the FWFR site.
- To enter, all you had to have done was think of a FWPT for a previous �porn star�, then win. (It�s much harder than it looks... er, maybe I should rephrase that!). 
- Every 3 months, we take the previous 12 weekly winning entries and face them off in a no-holds barred Quarter Final Round
- At the end of the year, the FOUR Quarter Finals winners are pitted against each other for the title of...
FOUR WORD PORNO TITLE OF THE YEAR!
VOTING RULES
- Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR-time (same timetable as FWTO/FWPT et al�).
- Send Falken a PM with your votes, *CLICK HERE TO PM FALKEN*
- You do not have to be an entrant to vote, lurker votes are STRONGLY encouraged.
- Voting is as follows, since there are instances of members winning multiple rounds, you will vote for the �porn star�. For instance:
3 POINTS � FWPT # (1-12)
2 POINTS � FWPT # (1-12)
1 POINT � FWPT # (1-12)
- Not vice versa or I'll strangle a penguin. 
- If you are included in the FOURNAMENT, voting is NOT mandatory. (Think of it as a Fwiffers Choice Award!)
- The 3 vote non-voting penalty does not apply here.
- You CANNOT vote for yourself.
- You MUST vote for a PREVIOUS winner.
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Falken
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 05/29/2006 : 18:42:00
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FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS -- ROUND 1
#1 Arnold Schwarzenegger
�Clitoral Damage.� � Sean
#2 Nicole Kidman
�Thighs Wide. Slut.� -- Sean
#3 Jack Nicholson
�Vaginatown.� � StaLean
#4 Gary Oldman
�Prick Up Your Rears.� � benj clews
#5 Kevin Spacey
�Glen, Gary, then Ross.� � Animal Mutha
#6 John Cusack
�Ate Men Out.� -- R o � k G o 1 f
#7 Doris Day
�CliDoris Day.� � StaLean
#8 Sean Connery
�Sean is a tosser.� � Corduroy Pillow
#9 Ewan McGregor
�You know Ewanna�� � E.L.F.
#10 Johnny Depp
"21 Hump St.� � Markandlain
#11 James Stewart
�Squirtigo.� -- Pope George Ringo
#12 Dennis Hopper
�Penis Flopper.� -- Sean
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bife 
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
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Posted - 05/30/2006 : 01:46:16
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Falken
love the idea - but have a question on the execution.
The 12 you've selected are, I think, the first twelve, dating from somewhere around May last year. At least two of the entrants, Animal Mutha and ELF (and maybe three - haven't seen Pope for a while), no longer participate in the fourum.
Maybe you'd be better of starting with the first twelve (or thirteen, given 52 weeks in a year ) of 2006?
Just a thought  |
Edited by - bife on 05/30/2006 01:47:21 |
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 05/30/2006 : 02:17:27
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quote:
Originally posted by bife
The 12 you've selected are, I think, the first twelve, dating from somewhere around May last year. At least two of the entrants, Animal Mutha and ELF (and maybe three - haven't seen Pope for a while), no longer participate in the fourum.
Maybe you'd be better of starting with the first twelve (or thirteen, given 52 weeks in a year ) of 2006?
I'm guessing the plan is to play catch up, i.e, until we've caught up perhaps once per week? I don't have a problem with someone who's gone AWOL winning a quarter final or even a final.
I assume Falken's idea was to catch up first, then every 3 months (or when we have 12 new winners) have a quarter final, then have a final from the last four quarter-final winners. Or something? |
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Stalean
"Back...OMG"
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Posted - 05/30/2006 : 04:48:57
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Falken
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 05/30/2006 : 04:52:47
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Bang on , Sean. 
Given the fact that there are some entries from inactive members, I figured that the 3 POINT DEDUCTION RULE shouldn't apply here.
Of course, you can still vote if you have an entry (or entries), but it isn't mandatory...
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 05/30/2006 : 05:25:53
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quote:
Originally posted by StaLean
I think that was the idea he expressed here in the fourth paragraph.
Ah, I hadn't seen that thread. I haven't looked at that section of the fourum for weeks.
So, Falken, when does voting on the first lot close? You mentioned Wednesday, but I assume that means next week, i.e., 7th June or you won't have received enough votes to make it worthwhile. Is that what you meant?
Edit: Good man, I'll do some promotion too!  |
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Falken
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 05/30/2006 : 07:05:35
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Yeah, I thought I'd extend it until next Wednesday and let the word get out to everyone through some shameless promotion...
For example:
DON�T FORGET TO VOTE FOR ROUND 1 OF THE FWTO AND FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS!!!
 FOUR WORD TASTLESS OBITUARIES ROUND #1
FOUR WORD PORN TITLES ROUND #1
VOTING ENDS WEDNESDAY, JUNE 7TH 12 NOON FWFR TIME
(Edited to replace 9 P.M. with NOON because I've been awake for 32 hours and I'm tired and a little drunk! )
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Edited by - Falken on 06/07/2006 15:58:24 |
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 05/30/2006 : 12:55:42
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bife
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
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Posted - 05/30/2006 : 15:10:00
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Voted
Can't wait for the first results |
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 05/31/2006 : 01:48:30
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thefoxboy 
"Four your eyes only."
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Posted - 05/31/2006 : 02:07:10
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Koli
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."
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Posted - 05/31/2006 : 23:02:56
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TitanPa
"Here four more"
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Posted - 06/01/2006 : 06:38:36
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Wheelz 
"FWFR%u2019ing like it%u2019s 1999"
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Posted - 06/06/2006 : 16:41:31
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Falken
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 06/07/2006 : 16:01:09
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FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS ROUND #1 RESULTS
17 VOTERS THIS ROUND, INCLUDING 16 LURKERS (OR IS IT VOYEURS?) 
AND THE WINNERS ARE ~
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3RD "POSITION" FOR ROUND #1, AS VOTED BY YOU WITH 13 VOTES
�Vaginatown.� � StaLean (#3 Jack Nicholson)
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 3,3,3,1,1,1,1)
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2ND "POSITION" FOR ROUND #1, AS VOTED BY YOU WITH 21 VOTES
�Glen, Gary, then Ross.� � Animal Mutha (#5 Kevin Spacey)
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 3,3,3,2,2,2,2,2,1,1)
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AND THE WINNER OF ROUND #1 OF THE FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS
WITH A VOTE BREAKDOWN OF (3,3,3,3,3,2,2,2,2,2,1,1)
FOR A TOTAL OF 27 VOTES
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A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE PORNOLIZER
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AND A TETANUS SHOT FOR THE PORN STAR
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IN 1ST "POSITION" IT�S...
�Thighs Wide. Slut.� � Se�n (#2 Nicole Kidman)
CONGRATULATIONS Se�n ! YOU�VE MADE IT TO THE FINAL FOUR!!!
FEEL FREE TO GIVE US A FEW WORDS (CONFESS YOUR SINS... OR A WEBLINK PERHAPS? )
THEN SIT TIGHT, THERE�S MORE TO CUM!
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