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Falken 
"Intestinal Fourtitude."

Posted - 05/29/2006 :  18:41:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS

ENTRANT RULES

- You can�t fill them� they�re already spread!

- The FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS contest is CLOSED to every member of the FWFR site.

- To enter, all you had to have done was think of a FWPT for a previous �porn star�, then win. (It�s much harder than it looks... er, maybe I should rephrase that!).

- Every 3 months, we take the previous 12 weekly winning entries and face them off in a no-holds barred Quarter Final Round

- At the end of the year, the FOUR Quarter Finals winners are pitted against each other for the title of...

FOUR WORD PORNO TITLE OF THE YEAR!

VOTING RULES

- Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR-time (same timetable as FWTO/FWPT et al�).

- Send Falken a PM with your votes, *CLICK HERE TO PM FALKEN*

- You do not have to be an entrant to vote, lurker votes are STRONGLY encouraged.

- Voting is as follows, since there are instances of members winning multiple rounds, you will vote for the �porn star�. For instance:

3 POINTS � FWPT # (1-12)
2 POINTS � FWPT # (1-12)
1 POINT � FWPT # (1-12)


- Not vice versa or I'll strangle a penguin.

- If you are included in the FOURNAMENT, voting is NOT mandatory. (Think of it as a Fwiffers Choice Award!)

- The 3 vote non-voting penalty does not apply here.

- You CANNOT vote for yourself.

- You MUST vote for a PREVIOUS winner.



Falken 
"Intestinal Fourtitude."

Posted - 05/29/2006 :  18:42:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS -- ROUND 1


#1 Arnold Schwarzenegger
�Clitoral Damage.�Sean

#2 Nicole Kidman
�Thighs Wide. Slut.� -- Sean

#3 Jack Nicholson
�Vaginatown.�StaLean

#4 Gary Oldman
�Prick Up Your Rears.�benj clews

#5 Kevin Spacey
�Glen, Gary, then Ross.�Animal Mutha

#6 John Cusack
�Ate Men Out.� -- R o � k G o 1 f

#7 Doris Day
�CliDoris Day.�StaLean

#8 Sean Connery
�Sean is a tosser.�Corduroy Pillow

#9 Ewan McGregor
�You know Ewanna��E.L.F.

#10 Johnny Depp
"21 Hump St.�Markandlain

#11 James Stewart
�Squirtigo.� -- Pope George Ringo

#12 Dennis Hopper
�Penis Flopper.� -- Sean

Edited by - Falken on 05/30/2006 03:42:30
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bife 
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "

Posted - 05/30/2006 :  01:46:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Falken

love the idea - but have a question on the execution.

The 12 you've selected are, I think, the first twelve, dating from somewhere around May last year. At least two of the entrants, Animal Mutha and ELF (and maybe three - haven't seen Pope for a while), no longer participate in the fourum.

Maybe you'd be better of starting with the first twelve (or thirteen, given 52 weeks in a year ) of 2006?

Just a thought

Edited by - bife on 05/30/2006 01:47:21
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 05/30/2006 :  02:17:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by bife

The 12 you've selected are, I think, the first twelve, dating from somewhere around May last year. At least two of the entrants, Animal Mutha and ELF (and maybe three - haven't seen Pope for a while), no longer participate in the fourum.

Maybe you'd be better of starting with the first twelve (or thirteen, given 52 weeks in a year ) of 2006?
I'm guessing the plan is to play catch up, i.e, until we've caught up perhaps once per week? I don't have a problem with someone who's gone AWOL winning a quarter final or even a final.

I assume Falken's idea was to catch up first, then every 3 months (or when we have 12 new winners) have a quarter final, then have a final from the last four quarter-final winners. Or something?
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Stalean 
"Back...OMG"

Posted - 05/30/2006 :  04:48:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think that was the idea he expressed here in the fourth paragraph.
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Falken 
"Intestinal Fourtitude."

Posted - 05/30/2006 :  04:52:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Bang on , Sean.

Given the fact that there are some entries from inactive members, I figured that the 3 POINT DEDUCTION RULE shouldn't apply here.

Of course, you can still vote if you have an entry (or entries), but it isn't mandatory...

Falken
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 05/30/2006 :  05:25:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by StaLean

I think that was the idea he expressed here in the fourth paragraph.
Ah, I hadn't seen that thread. I haven't looked at that section of the fourum for weeks.

So, Falken, when does voting on the first lot close? You mentioned Wednesday, but I assume that means next week, i.e., 7th June or you won't have received enough votes to make it worthwhile. Is that what you meant?

Edit: Good man, I'll do some promotion too!

Edited by - Sean on 05/30/2006 10:01:00
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Falken 
"Intestinal Fourtitude."

Posted - 05/30/2006 :  07:05:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah, I thought I'd extend it until next Wednesday and let the word get out to everyone through some shameless promotion...

For example:


DON�T FORGET TO VOTE FOR ROUND 1 OF THE FWTO AND FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS!!!

FOUR WORD TASTLESS OBITUARIES ROUND #1

FOUR WORD PORN TITLES ROUND #1


VOTING ENDS WEDNESDAY, JUNE 7TH 12 NOON FWFR TIME


(Edited to replace 9 P.M. with NOON because I've been awake for 32 hours and I'm tired and a little drunk! )

Falken

Edited by - Falken on 06/07/2006 15:58:24
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 05/30/2006 :  12:55:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Fourgetaboutit, I voted.
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bife 
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "

Posted - 05/30/2006 :  15:10:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted

Can't wait for the first results
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 05/31/2006 :  01:48:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Blasted votes at Falken.
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thefoxboy 
"Four your eyes only."

Posted - 05/31/2006 :  02:07:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted.
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Koli 
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."

Posted - 05/31/2006 :  23:02:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
voted

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TitanPa 
"Here four more"

Posted - 06/01/2006 :  06:38:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
voted
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Wheelz 
"FWFR%u2019ing like it%u2019s 1999"

Posted - 06/06/2006 :  16:41:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted
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Falken 
"Intestinal Fourtitude."

Posted - 06/07/2006 :  16:01:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS ROUND #1 RESULTS

17 VOTERS THIS ROUND, INCLUDING 16 LURKERS (OR IS IT VOYEURS?)

AND THE WINNERS ARE ~
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3RD "POSITION" FOR ROUND #1, AS VOTED BY YOU WITH 13 VOTES

�Vaginatown.� � StaLean (#3 Jack Nicholson)

(VOTE BREAKDOWN 3,3,3,1,1,1,1)
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2ND "POSITION" FOR ROUND #1, AS VOTED BY YOU WITH 21 VOTES


�Glen, Gary, then Ross.� � Animal Mutha (#5 Kevin Spacey)


(VOTE BREAKDOWN 3,3,3,2,2,2,2,2,1,1)
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AND THE WINNER OF ROUND #1 OF THE FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS
WITH A VOTE BREAKDOWN OF (3,3,3,3,3,2,2,2,2,2,1,1)
FOR A TOTAL OF 27 VOTES
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A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE PORNOLIZER
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IN 1ST "POSITION" IT�S...

�Thighs Wide. Slut.� � Se�n (#2 Nicole Kidman)

CONGRATULATIONS Se�n ! YOU�VE MADE IT TO THE FINAL FOUR!!!
FEEL FREE TO GIVE US A FEW WORDS (CONFESS YOUR SINS... OR A WEBLINK PERHAPS? )
THEN SIT TIGHT, THERE�S MORE TO CUM!


Edited by - Falken on 06/07/2006 20:06:17
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