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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 09/28/2006 :  08:34:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
While we all think of him as a sweet young thing Haley Joel Osment has been doing the dirties while thinking no one has noticed. My favourite porn film of his:

I'm Being Bedded, People

Edited by - ChocolateLady on 09/28/2006 08:36:00

ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 09/28/2006 :  11:09:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ChocolateLady

While we all think of him as a sweet young thing Haley Joel Osment has been doing the dirties while thinking no one has noticed. My favourite porn film of his:

I'm Being Bedded, People



What? No takers yet? Did I pick on someone too sweet?
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 09/28/2006 :  12:12:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Four Word Porn Titles

Entrant Rules
  • No more than FOUR words.
  • Use inspiration from any source, but it must be somehow related to the subject.
  • Only ONE entry per person (post alternatives after winner has been announced).
  • Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.
Voting Rules
  • Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR-time (same timetable as FWTO).
  • Send Sean a PM with your votes, click this direct link to Sean's PM page.
  • You do not have to be an entrant to vote, lurker votes are encouraged.
  • Entrants who do not vote have 3 points deducted from their total.
  • Voting is as follows, showing Tom as your first choice for 3 votes:-


  • 3 points Tom
    2 points Dick
    1 point Harry

    not upside down or it gets confusing.

While we all think of him as a sweet young thing Haley Joel Osment has been doing the dirties while thinking no one has noticed. Our favourite porn films of his:

I'm Being Bedded, People. - ChocolateLady
The Fist Sense. - Sean
Secondhand Loins. - Falken
Antediluvial Inabstinence: AIee! - Cheese_Ed
Laid with Foreskin. - TitanPa
Walker, Texas Banger. - Basselope
The Country Bares. - RockGolf
Edwurd Fudgeschtupper Fibbles Big. - StaLean
The Cunt Prepared. - Koli

Edited by - Sean on 10/01/2006 23:19:55
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 09/28/2006 :  12:14:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ChocolateLady

What? No takers yet? Did I pick on someone too sweet?
That's never stopped us before. I think you just picked a quiet time to start this round off. There'll be plenty there tomorrow.

"Spray it Forward" was an obvious one, but used for Kevin Spacey.
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Falken 
"Intestinal Fourtitude."

Posted - 09/28/2006 :  13:38:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think I used this one for Michael Caine, but if at first you don't succeed...

Secondhand Loins.

Don't forget to vote for the

FWTO FOURNAMENT - FINAL FOUR


VOTING ENDS WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 4TH NOON FWFR TIME.

Falken
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 09/28/2006 :  13:56:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Antediluvial Inabstinence: AIee!
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"

Posted - 09/28/2006 :  18:50:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Laid with Foreskin
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 09/28/2006 :  18:55:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by R o � k G o 1 f

Secondhand Loins.



That's a dup. RG!
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Basselope 
""Welcome to Fantasy Island!""

Posted - 09/28/2006 :  22:22:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Before making it big in cinema, Haley Joel made numerous guest appearance on dirty late-night cable shows, such as

Walker, Texas Banger
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RockGolf 
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."

Posted - 09/28/2006 :  23:11:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cheese_Ed

quote:
Originally posted by R o � k G o 1 f

Secondhand Loins.



That's a dup. RG!


Tru dat. Well, you know what I'll be voting for.
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RockGolf 
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."

Posted - 09/28/2006 :  23:14:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The Country Bares
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Stalean 
"Back...OMG"

Posted - 09/29/2006 :  00:42:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Edwurd Fudgeschtupper Fibbles Big
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redPen 
"Because I said so!"

Posted - 09/29/2006 :  18:23:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Gay Porn: Artificial InBedWithGents???????

Edited by - redPen on 09/29/2006 18:24:30
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Koli 
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."

Posted - 09/30/2006 :  13:38:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh bugger, I think I'm going to have to break my own rule on the use of Anglo-Saxon on the site:

The Cunt Prepared
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 09/30/2006 :  23:12:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by redPen

Gay Porn: Artificial InBedWithGents???????
Hey folks. What does everyone think of this one? I hyphenated it as

Gay Porn: Artificial In-Bed-With-Gents???????

(the last bit is a pseudo-pun on "intelligence")

'cos that's what was done to Rovark's "pseudo-cockney-unrealistic..." etc Top 100 review.

So, is it legit or not?
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Falken 
"Intestinal Fourtitude."

Posted - 10/01/2006 :  05:19:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It's okay with me. As far as I'm concerned, it's legit because it's a play on A.I. (In regards to the syllables). It's not like they submitted a run-on-sentence.

For Example:

'Haley Joel Osment is reported to be an active participant in the Dustin "Screech" Diamond sex tape, which allegedly includes various sex acts involving bodily fluids, such as the infamous Dirty Sanchez.'

That would be inappropriate.

Falken


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