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Basselope 
""Welcome to Fantasy Island!""
Posted - 11/09/2006 :  05:08:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
He's written about 250 movies, including a bundle of adaptations. Every play has been filmed at least once, and the rewrites are endless. There's "O," "10 Things I Hate about You," "Forbidden Planet," "She's the Man," "Romeo Must Die," and "West Side Story," to name but a fraction of derivatives. I say it's high time we pornolize the immortal bard with a few derivatives of our own.

Drinking of the Spew

Edited by - Basselope on 11/09/2006 05:39:29

Stalean 
"Back...OMG"
Posted - 11/09/2006 :  05:31:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A Midcummer Night's Cream
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"
Posted - 11/09/2006 :  06:05:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Full Staff
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thefoxboy 
"Four your eyes only."
Posted - 11/09/2006 :  06:38:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Here's what I think of Shakespeare....


Shakespeare sucks.
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
Posted - 11/09/2006 :  08:35:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Four Word Porn Titles

Entrant Rules
  • No more than FOUR words.
  • Use inspiration from any source, but it must be somehow related to the subject.
  • Only ONE entry per person (post alternatives after winner has been announced).
  • Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.
Voting Rules
  • Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR-time (same timetable as FWTO).
  • Send Sean a PM with your votes, click this direct link to Sean's PM page.
  • You do not have to be an entrant to vote, lurker votes are encouraged.
  • Entrants who do not vote have 3 points deducted from their total.
  • Voting is as follows, showing Tom as your first choice for 3 votes:-


    • 3 points Tom
    2 points Dick
    1 point Harry

    not upside down or it gets confusing.
Little is it known that when he wasn't writing plays and poems, he was a megastar of the 16th century porn industry. He made plenty of blue movies back in those days, many of which we filthy fwpters have in our personal movie collections. He is none other than William Shakespeare.

The Bard at IMDb.

Drinking of the Spew. - Basselope
A Midcummer Night's Cream. - StaLean
Full Staff. - ChocolateLady
Shakespeare sucks. - thefoxboy
William shakes his spear. - Se�n
The Merchant of Penis. - Ali
Romeo, thou art huge. - bife
Ass You Lick It. - Cheese_Ed
Julius Tease Her. - TitanPa
CockBreth. - AussieCanuck
Shycock and Jizzica. - lemmycaution
Looking for Dick, Hard. - ragingfluff
Tight arse, Andronicus. - Chris C
In/Out Damned Twats. - Turrell
Two Gentlemen in Vagina. - Gentleman Ghost
Julius, Seize Her. - redPen
Edited by - Sean on 11/11/2006 21:39:42
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Ali 
"Those aren't pillows."
Posted - 11/09/2006 :  08:58:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The Merchant of Penis
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"
Posted - 11/09/2006 :  09:35:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Se�n

BTW, if anyone else has a better link to the Bard's complete works, post it and I'll replace this one.


How about using this IMDb link?
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bife 
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
Posted - 11/09/2006 :  13:25:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Here's one I wrote earlier

Romeo, thou art huge
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"
Posted - 11/09/2006 :  13:34:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Ass You Lick It.
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"
Posted - 11/09/2006 :  13:52:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Julius Tease Her
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AC 
"Returning FWFR Old-Timer"
Posted - 11/09/2006 :  14:08:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey folks, Sean invited me back to pornolise my favourite person, so I thought I'd drop in on my way to a conference...

CockBreth.

(oh and foxy, just because you don't understand Shakespeare, doesn't mean he sucks... )
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"
Posted - 11/09/2006 :  15:09:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Shycock and Jizzica
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ragingfluff 
"Currently lost in Canada"
Posted - 11/09/2006 :  16:17:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Looking for Dick, Hard
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thefoxboy 
"Four your eyes only."
Posted - 11/09/2006 :  19:48:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by AussieCanuck

Hey folks, Sean invited me back to pornolise my favourite person, so I thought I'd drop in on my way to a conference...

CockBreth.

(oh and foxy, just because you don't understand Shakespeare, doesn't mean he sucks... )


Well he must if he has CockBreth.
Welcome back.
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."
Posted - 11/09/2006 :  19:57:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Tight arse, Andronicus.
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turrell 
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
Posted - 11/09/2006 :  23:40:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
In/Out Damned Twats.
Edited by - turrell on 11/09/2006 23:40:50
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