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Airbolt 
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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 Posted - 01/08/2007 : 22:47:30
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The Execs( inspired by a Joe Blevins Post )
EXEC 1 : " ...ended up on Miracle Mile talking to this Brit Guy , Lawrence something.."
EXEC 3 : " Yo , we casting villains ? "
EXEC 5 : " Gary Oldman "
EXEC 4 : " Brian Cox "
EXEC 3 : " Hugh Grant ... Kidding , Guys! "
EXEC 2 : " Hugh Jackman ? "
EXEC 4 : " Isn't he Australian ? "
EXEC 1 : " Lawrence Olivier ..nah , hes dead. Maybe it was Gary Oldman "
PA : " Your Sushi has arrived "
EXEC 2 : " Whats the Cliff notes? "
EXEC 1 : " Brit Villain forces maverick American Cop to disobey orders and take the law into his own hands "
EXEC 3 : " Wow , it's daring ..it mught just work. With Nick Lachey in the lead and Ian McKellen as the villain "
EXEC 2 : " Feisty Love Interest?"
EXEC 4 : " Scarlett, Reese ..maybe Hilary "
EXEC 1 : " Oh , the Placement Offers are winging in ...LOUIS VUITTON, LEXUS, AQUA CALIENTE, WERTHERS ..they all want a piece! "
EXEC 5 : " We crank it out for 55 and soon its time for a Bigger Yacht "
EXEC 2 : " Hey , maybe one day we should make a movie that could win a Globe "
ALL : Hahahaha
The Execs will return. Probably
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Edited by - Airbolt on 01/09/2007 16:30:48 |
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Airbolt
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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Posted - 01/09/2007 : 13:30:45
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The Execs" The British are coming"
EXEC 1 ; " Today we have a Guest from England . Please welcome EXEC 6 who is going to help us with our latest project "
EXEC 4 : " Aw , not another chick flick! "
EXEC 1 : " Whoa , EXEC 4 , take a pill. The new proj is " A History of Ice Hockey ". It's narrated by DB Sweeney.
EXEC 2 : " So how is the li...i mean how is the British Guy gonna help? . No offence EXEC 6 "
EXEC 6 : " None taken , mate! I'm 'ere to add the Benny Hill factor. As you know no one in the UK can resist any joke about toilets or Willies . Now the rest of the world loves Benny Hill so.... "
EXEC 2 : " Willies? "
EXEC 1 : " Right , heres a list of team names and EXEC 6 will show us how much of a smutty laugh we can get! ....Toronto Knob Hill Farms"
EXEC 6 : "heeheeheehee "
EXEC 1 : " Dallas Stallions "
EXEC 6 : " whoop whoop "
EXEC 1 : " "Quebec Beavers "
ALL : "BWAHAHAHAHAAHAH "
EXEC 4 : " I'm off to the Loo! "
EXEC 5 : " Filthy weather we're having , pip pip "
EXEC 6 : " Ha! My sinister plot worked . I have turned them all British. ( picks up white cat and strokes it ) . You see... ( map of the world appears ) ....it's all a plot to get the Empire back. Through Benny Hill ! . Soon the World will be ours! BWAHAHAHAHA ( exits via Rocket Pack )
EXEC 1 : " Issues much? " |
Edited by - Airbolt on 01/09/2007 13:38:25 |
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Airbolt
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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Posted - 01/09/2007 : 23:46:50
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The Execs
" The Dame stays Dead "
EXEC 1 : " I'm looking for a hard Boiled Dick "
EXEC 2 : " Whaaa? "
EXEC 1 : " Those Noir films make moolah and we want a piece of that. Lets get someone like De Palma.."
EXEC 4 : "..only cheaper "
EXEC 5 : " then we cast the hunk du jour and the Babe o the month. "
EXEC 2 : " Throw in some 40's or 50's Sets "
EXEC 4 : " Plus some muscle like...the Guy with the chin in Payback "
EXEC 3 : " Neil McDonough"
EXEC 1 : " Close enough "
EXEC 2 : " So who plays the P.I"
EXEC 1 : " As long as it's not Adrien Brody "
ALL : " P.U "
EXEC 4 : " He always looks like he's gotta take a Wizz "
EXEC 5 : " Affleck?"
EXEC 2 : " Casey or Ben? ....Kidding!"
EXEC 4 : " Say , are there any Ellroy assets we own? "
EXEC 1 : " Oh , I lovethat Guy ...fleet footed flatfoots finagle mucho moolah from Mickey C while Johnny Stomp saps sailors outside Bido Litos....nice! "
EXEC 5 : " Howard Hughes' Heavies hurled homeless hoboes "
EXEC 3 : " Okay , I'm more a Jim Rockford Guy ....BRIINNGG Hi, I'm such a shit-hot Private Eye I can't even be bothered to screen my calls PLUS my Dad has to be at least 120 and my informant shares a name with a Joss Whedon project. The Car was cool tho"
EXEC 2 : " Are we all agreed to keep Swank away from any more fatale roles "
ALL : " Heck Yeah! "
EXEC 1 : " Well , looks like " Dead Dames stay Dead " is Greenlit |
Edited by - Airbolt on 01/09/2007 23:47:52 |
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