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Koli 
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."

Posted - 02/15/2007 :  07:51:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I have the honour to invite evidence of the secret career of one of Hollywood's sexiest legends. Variously known as The Platinum Blonde, (The) Baby, and the original blonde bombshell, it is nothing short of amazing that she has never featured in this competition. It is said that she never wore underwear (and dyed her pubic hair so that it wouldn't be visible beneath her gowns) and always slept in the nude. She applied ice to her nipples immediately before a shoot to appear sexier. We know about her A movies and her B movies, but what about her list of C... movies?

She is quoted as saying, "Men like me because I don't wear a brassiere. Women like me because I don't look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long."

I give you the wonderful, the one and only, Jean Harlow.

Koli 
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."

Posted - 02/15/2007 :  07:55:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hold Your Manhood
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 02/15/2007 :  08:03:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Four Word Porn Titles

Entrant Rules
  • No more than FOUR words.
  • Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
  • Winning FWPTs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
  • Only ONE entry per person (post alternatives after winner has been announced).
  • Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.
Voting Rules
  • Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR-time (same timetable as FWTO).
  • Send Se�n a PM with your votes, click this direct link to Se�n's PM page.
  • Non-entrants may also vote, lurker votes are encouraged.
  • Entrants who do not vote have 3 points deducted from their total.
  • Voting is as follows, e.g., showing Tom as your first choice for 3 votes etc:-


  • 3 points Tom
    2 points Dick
    1 point Harry

    not upside down or it gets confusing.

I have the honour to invite evidence of the secret career of one of Hollywood's sexiest legends. Variously known as The Platinum Blonde, (The) Baby, and the original blonde bombshell, it is nothing short of amazing that she has never featured in this competition. It is said that she never wore underwear (and dyed her pubic hair so that it wouldn't be visible beneath her gowns) and always slept in the nude. She applied ice to her nipples immediately before a shoot to appear sexier. We know about her A movies and her B movies, but what about her list of C... movies?

She is quoted as saying, "Men like me because I don't wear a brassiere. Women like me because I don't look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long."

I give you the wonderful, the one and only, Jean Harlow.

Hold Your Manhood. - Koli
The Secrete Six. - Se�n
The Public Enema. - Ali
Jean Harlot. - thefoxboy
The T is Silent - R o � k G o 7 f
Did 'er at Eight - Cheese_Ed
The Pubic Enemy - MisterBadIdea
Blow Hunks - ragingfluff
Labiaed Lady - wildhartlivie
The Secret Sex - Chris C
Palm Gel - StaLean
Breast of the City - ChocolateLady
Floozy - TitanPa

Nice pick, Koli, I'd never heard of her but like her style and her movies are just aching for pornolisation...

Edited by - Sean on 02/20/2007 00:33:36
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Ali 
"Those aren't pillows."

Posted - 02/15/2007 :  08:39:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

The Public Enema
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thefoxboy 
"Four your eyes only."

Posted - 02/15/2007 :  10:37:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Jean Harlot.


Edited by - thefoxboy on 02/15/2007 23:45:37
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 02/15/2007 :  10:42:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm away for a few days, back Monday, so could somebody please keep the list of entrants updated to keep things tidy. I'll take over the list again on Monday. Thanks.
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RockGolf 
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."

Posted - 02/15/2007 :  13:59:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This is a somewhat esoteric entry, but those familiar with the possibly apocryphal story will enjoy it.

The T is Silent
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Posted - 02/15/2007 :  14:01:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Did 'er at Eight.
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MisterBadIdea 
"PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"

Posted - 02/15/2007 :  14:45:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The Pubic Enemy
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Koli 
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."

Posted - 02/15/2007 :  16:32:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Se�n

I'm away for a few days, back Monday, so could somebody please keep the list of entrants updated to keep things tidy. I'll take over the list again on Monday. Thanks.



I'd offer, but I'm away Friday until late Sunday.

BTW, isn't it spelt Harlot, Foxy?
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ragingfluff 
"Currently lost in Canada"

Posted - 02/15/2007 :  16:36:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Blow Hunks

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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"

Posted - 02/15/2007 :  19:56:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Labiaed Lady
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."

Posted - 02/15/2007 :  22:46:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The Secret Sex
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thefoxboy 
"Four your eyes only."

Posted - 02/15/2007 :  23:46:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Koli

quote:
Originally posted by Se�n

I'm away for a few days, back Monday, so could somebody please keep the list of entrants updated to keep things tidy. I'll take over the list again on Monday. Thanks.



I'd offer, but I'm away Friday until late Sunday.

BTW, isn't it spelt Harlot, Foxy?



thanks
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Stalean 
"Back...OMG"

Posted - 02/16/2007 :  01:35:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Palm Gel
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 02/16/2007 :  07:26:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Blow (the) Hunks
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