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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 02/18/2007 : 09:10:44

There was a nice response to the thread that got you thinking like a Mogul to neutralize current actors' names so they're less 'ethnic' sounding.

Now -- just because we can -- let's start an alternative studio. Let's poach some actors and make their names more 'interesting.' Start with the really bland ones and see how far you can push it!

Sarah Jessica Parker > Salome Jurassic Parkwarden

Matt Damon > Matelot Demonopolous

Will Smith > Wildebeest Smoldering

Emma Thompson > Emmentallica Tempertantrum

ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 02/18/2007 : 10:02:22

James Earl Jones - Jamal Errol Jumanjii
Sally Fields - Simonne Fionelle
Jim Carrey - Jordan Carbunkle
Sandra Dee - Synthia Desdemona

turrell
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "

Posted - 02/18/2007 : 20:55:17

Roger Moore - Raja Morandini
Kate Winslett - Katererina Wizenstein
Tom Cruise - Talmud Christlover
Katie Holmes - Caught N. House-arrest (she's a hyphenate apparently)

Airbolt
"teil mann, teil maschine"

Posted - 02/18/2007 : 23:14:26

George Clooney -- Geodesic Lunarcolony

Dexter Fletcher -- Dextrosol Flightpattern

Kevin Smith -- Kahuna Selfridge

Ben Affleck -- Boring Affectation

Laurence Olivier -- Lamenting Oligarchy

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