Good spot. And I thought I'd seen all variants on the above! I especially liked "Twist: Trojans inside wood." Although (s)he started in 2005, the good news is that (s)he is still going.
Mordor in the third. - The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
Not that I wanna take anything away from this talented new reviewer, but just thought I'd bring your attention to my own humble offering for this film written last June:
Third degree Mordor. Actually, my original submission was Mordor in the third, which was declined without reason. This was my re-submission.