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bife 
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
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 Posted - 05/26/2007 : 12:29:09
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Originally posted by TitanPa
Best one yet. This one is a real killer. I even love the title of the movie.
Stick Girl's Guide To Safe Sex - "Girl sucks stick."
Wouldn't it be a stick girl doing the sucking, not a girl sucking a stick? Don't really understand how it works  |
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 05/26/2007 : 13:17:29
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quote:
Originally posted by bife
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Originally posted by TitanPa
Best one yet. This one is a real killer. I even love the title of the movie.
Stick Girl's Guide To Safe Sex - "Girl sucks stick."
Wouldn't it be a stick girl doing the sucking, not a girl sucking a stick? Don't really understand how it works
PNFJI but
She could be a stick girl because she sucks a stick, which is certainly a safe sex option. Just a thought. I neither have seen nor know about the film however.
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 05/27/2007 : 11:38:36
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Originally posted by Chris C
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Originally posted by Chris C
My own (current) favourite is for Robocop: i-plod
Just found this in my "decline" pile.  Have re-submitted, with explanation.
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ragingfluff 
"Currently lost in Canada"
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Posted - 05/27/2007 : 18:27:14
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My best pendifn review is for Bowling for Columbine
Fahrenheit .357 |
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w22dheartlivie
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 05/27/2007 : 18:49:17
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Originally posted by ragingfluff
My best pendifn review is for Bowling for Columbine
Fahrenheit .357
That's pretty funny. Doesn't matter if they didn't use a .357, but a couple shotguns and two 9 millimeter weapons :) |
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w22dheartlivie
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 05/27/2007 : 18:55:40
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I have one pending for Sweeney Todd that I was particularly fond of:
God!! That's Ed Wood!! |
Edited by - w22dheartlivie on 05/27/2007 18:56:09 |
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TitanPa
"Here four more"
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Posted - 05/28/2007 : 06:48:03
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| I thought it was a given that the girl is a stick girl. Hence the title. Or is no given with a review. It has to be said to be known. |
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bife
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
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Posted - 05/28/2007 : 11:08:41
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Originally posted by TitanPa
I thought it was a given that the girl is a stick girl. Hence the title. Or is no given with a review. It has to be said to be known.
I would 'assume' that she is a stick girl, since there is no info at all on imdb. Not sure if there is a rule/convention on this, but there are plenty of reviews for movies with no imdb info that make an assumption like this and seem to be 'allowed'
What I meant though was why would she be sucking a stick, wouldn't she be the stick? |
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RockGolf 
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."
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Posted - 05/28/2007 : 13:21:17
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I just submitted a review to the "Stick Girl" repetoire:
Her biggest concern? Splinters! |
Edited by - RockGolf on 05/28/2007 13:21:53 |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 05/28/2007 : 13:40:26
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Originally posted by R o � k G o 7 f
I just submitted a review to the "Stick Girl" repetoire:
Her biggest concern? Splinters!
Personally, I would have said:
Biggest concern? Lip splinters!
(Or something like that.)
Right now I have a whole slew of reviews pending for the movie Eggs! which I'm hoping will get through the MERPs at the same time so I can MIHAI them. My favourite of them all:
Why, it's albumin masterpiece!
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TitanPa
"Here four more"
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Posted - 05/29/2007 : 03:32:05
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Originally posted by bife
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Originally posted by TitanPa
I thought it was a given that the girl is a stick girl. Hence the title. Or is no given with a review. It has to be said to be known.
I would 'assume' that she is a stick girl, since there is no info at all on imdb. Not sure if there is a rule/convention on this, but there are plenty of reviews for movies with no imdb info that make an assumption like this and seem to be 'allowed'
What I meant though was why would she be sucking a stick, wouldn't she be the stick?
I would assume she is having safe sex with a boy stick. Which means his penis would represent...just a stick. they are in fact stick figures. So in She would be sucking a stick, which sounds like shes sucking a D**k. |
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TitanPa
"Here four more"
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Posted - 05/29/2007 : 03:40:11
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| Im sorry. I got the movie all wrong. FOr all you people who have a pending review for 'Stick Girl's Guide to Safe Sex' , you might want to actually watch the movie first. I found the link to actually watch the whole movie!!!! Look for the link in the Movie Fourums. |
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TitanPa
"Here four more"
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Posted - 06/09/2007 : 15:53:55
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Now that we are off Stick Girl. Here is a totally diff pending review.
"I Hart, Shot Somebody" - Chicago |
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rockfsh
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"
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Posted - 06/09/2007 : 16:30:55
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Here's one that was declined:
Babel: Have gun; will travail
One that is pending since 15/5
Star Trek: The Motion Picture: Too loose La Trek |
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