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Please Kill Me Now 
"Need my dopamine fix!"

Posted - 07/10/2007 :  20:16:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Gee, it must be because I submit reviews for movies they haven't seen that MERPS take so long approving them. Even though some of the reviews that they actually do approve for other people are, at times, factually inaccurate.

What's more annoying: MERPS working slower than molasses, or some people submitting (and getting approved) reviews of movies they obviously haven't seen and don't know a thing about.



TitanPa 
"Here four more"

Posted - 07/10/2007 :  21:00:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
How should I say this without getting a harsh reaction???????


Dude. You got a fascination with MERPs?
You Congradulate, bicker, whine, applaud, complain, beg, ask....etc
Leave the poor people alone. They are trying to do the best the can. ITs Summer (in some parts of the world) This is usually the time of year that it slows down. Give it time man. Just write the reviews and enjoy our company. Benj is out romancin his wife. MERPS are out of school free from time restraints. Just let it ride. You cant get what you want all of the time. I mean no disrespect. I mean not to critisize you. Please dont be harsh on me. But man. Let it go for a while!
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."

Posted - 07/10/2007 :  21:07:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



It's beginning to dawn on me what awful people these MERPs really are!


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Tori 
"I don't get it...."

Posted - 07/10/2007 :  21:20:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I have to agree with you. The MERPS totally suck. I bet they smell too.
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."

Posted - 07/10/2007 :  21:48:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


I bet they don't even recycle.
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Please Kill Me Now 
"Need my dopamine fix!"

Posted - 07/10/2007 :  23:15:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yes! Death to MERPS! Die! MERPS Die!!!




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Conan The Westy 
"Father, Faithful Friend, Fwiffer"

Posted - 07/10/2007 :  23:47:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Maybe that's why they are so slow... Benj has recruited from the Undead. Most zombies I've seen move at a shambling gait, perhaps they review with the same speed.
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thefoxboy 
"Four your eyes only."

Posted - 07/10/2007 :  23:48:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Please Kill Me Now

Yes! Death to MERPS! Die! MERPS Die!!!








Yeah!, then all our reviews will die pending.

I'll join in......MERPs are TWERPs.
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BiggerBoat 
"Pass me the harpoon"

Posted - 07/10/2007 :  23:58:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
And their name is an anagram of SPERM. Coincidence? Ha! I think not...
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Tori 
"I don't get it...."

Posted - 07/11/2007 :  02:31:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BiggerBoat

And their name is an anagram of SPERM. Coincidence? Ha! I think not...




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duh 
"catpurrs"

Posted - 07/11/2007 :  02:59:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Geez, I can't even remember the last time a MERP approved a review for me! Bad MERPS! Bad! Bad!



Of course, I haven't written and submitted any reviews for a very, very long time either.
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Please Kill Me Now 
"Need my dopamine fix!"

Posted - 07/11/2007 :  05:10:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm depressed. I'll be suing MERPS for extreme emotional distress on account of their gross negligence, inaction and depraved indifference.


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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 07/11/2007 :  05:19:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Do you need your dopamine fix?
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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 07/11/2007 :  06:42:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I know a good lawyer ......
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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"

Posted - 07/11/2007 :  07:27:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah? Will he sue Powerball because I haven't won?
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tortoise 
"Still reviewing, but slowly."

Posted - 07/11/2007 :  09:26:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Just checking: you have PayPalled Benj with your fee for the FastTrack Review Approval subscription upgrade, haven't you?

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