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Rovark 
"Luck-pushing, rule-bending, chance-taking reviewer"
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 Posted - 07/16/2007 : 22:01:36
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From Harvey,
James Stewart as Elwood P Dowd
"Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, Elwood, you must be Oh so smart, or Oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me"
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Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 07/16/2007 : 22:40:40
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Three of the best from The Blue Brothers:
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
What kind of music do you usually have here?
Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.
If the shit fits, wear it.
And my favourite from A Bridge Too Far
This happens as the beseiged Paras are approached by a German soldier (carrying a white flag), who has been told to ask the Brits a question or two:
SS Panzer Officer: My general says there is no point in continuing this fighting! He wishes to discuss terms of a surrender!
Major Harry Carlyle: Shall I answer him, sir?
Lt. Col. John Frost: Tell him to go to hell.
Major Harry Carlyle: We haven't the proper facilities to take you all prisoner! Sorry!
SS Panzer Officer: [confused] What?
Major Harry Carlyle: We'd like to, but we can't accept your surrender! Was there anything else?
[German officer walks off]
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 07/17/2007 : 06:27:22
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There are many great funny lines in Keeping the Faith, but one of my favourites is:
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: I feel like I'm on some bad new Aaron Spelling show, what is this "Melrose Priest"?
Another one is:
Anna Riley: Don't you have work?
Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: We're doing a hostile takeover of Congregation Bertov Sholem.
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damalc 
"last watched: Sausage Party"
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Posted - 07/17/2007 : 17:23:40
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as many times as i've watched "Shawshank," i get misty every time Red says:
"I guess I just miss my friend."
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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 07/17/2007 : 18:11:27
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quote:
Originally posted by damalc
as many times as i've watched "Shawshank," i get misty every time Red says:
"I guess I just miss my friend."
sniff, me too |
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MisterBadIdea 
"PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"
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Posted - 07/17/2007 : 18:34:40
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"This is for my wife, fuck you and die!"
--Steven Seagal, Hard to Kill
Most underrated one-liner ever. |
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silly 
"That rabbit's DYNAMITE."
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Posted - 07/17/2007 : 20:39:54
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One of my favorite lines as a kid:
"Now! Fight like apes!" |
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ragingfluff
"Currently lost in Canada"
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Posted - 07/17/2007 : 22:16:03
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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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Chris C
"Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 07/17/2007 : 22:31:16
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Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.
What did the Romans ever do for us?
And Mrs C's fave:
Brian: You are all individuals.
Crowd (as one): We are all individuals.
Small voice at back: I'm not. |
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silly
"That rabbit's DYNAMITE."
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Posted - 07/18/2007 : 00:05:29
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quote:
Originally posted by Chris C
Small voice at back: I'm not.
Blessed are the cheesemakers! |
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"
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Posted - 07/18/2007 : 04:20:14
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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 07/18/2007 : 13:49:09
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quote:
Originally posted by silly
quote:
Originally posted by Chris C
Small voice at back: I'm not.
Blessed are the cheesemakers!
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 07/18/2007 : 14:20:19
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Mortimer Brewster: Aunt Abby, how can I believe you? There are twelve bodies in the cellar and you admit you poisoned them.
Aunt Abby Brewster: Yes, I did. But you don't think I'd stoop to telling a fib.
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damalc
"last watched: Sausage Party"
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Posted - 07/18/2007 : 17:55:51
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from "The Usual Suspects"
FENSTER: ... Treat me like a criminal, I'll end up a criminal.
HOCKNEY: You are a criminal.
FENSTER: Why you gotta go and do that? I'm trying to make a point. |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 07/19/2007 : 07:06:04
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quote:
Originally posted by Beanmimo
Mortimer Brewster: Aunt Abby, how can I believe you? There are twelve bodies in the cellar and you admit you poisoned them.
Aunt Abby Brewster: Yes, I did. But you don't think I'd stoop to telling a fib.
Ah, yes... and then there is:
Mortimer Brewster: Now look, darling, how did he die?
Abby Brewster: Oh, Mortimer, don't be so inquisitive. The gentleman died because he drank some wine with poison in it.
Mortimer Brewster: Well, how did the poison get in the wine?
Martha Brewster: Well, we put in wine because it's less noticeable. When it's in tea it has a distinct odor.
And my personal favourite:
One nice gentleman even had time to say "how tasty" before he popped off.
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