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Stalean 
"Back...OMG"
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 Posted - 08/09/2007 : 03:18:52
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I was pleasantly surprised to see that we hadn't pornolized Elvis Presley, yet. So, put on your blue suede shoes and gyrate your hips--it's now or never. 
Elvis Presley Songs
Elvis Presley Films
 Jailhouse Cock. 
Who else has seen the new? Viagra commercial featuring Elvis's song Viva Las Vegas?  |
Edited by - Stalean on 08/09/2007 03:40:35 |
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 08/09/2007 : 03:30:43
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Love Meat in Her. |
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MisterBadIdea 
"PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"
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Posted - 08/09/2007 : 03:50:41
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| Will You Bone-some Tonight? |
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thefoxboy 
"Four your eyes only."
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Posted - 08/09/2007 : 03:57:57
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| Fistin' Cousins. |
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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 08/09/2007 : 04:00:13
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| Stuck in You |
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kolo 
"What, me worry?"
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Posted - 08/09/2007 : 04:08:39
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| Suspicious Behinds |
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 08/09/2007 : 04:59:53
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Four Word Porn Titles
Entrant Rules- No more than FOUR words.
 - Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
 - Winning FWPTs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
 - Only ONE entry per person (post alternatives after winner has been announced).
 - Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.
Voting Rules- Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR-time (same timetable as FWTO).
- Send Se�n a PM with your votes, click this direct link to Se�n's PM page.
- Non-entrants may also vote, lurker votes are encouraged.
- Entrants who do not vote have 3 points deducted from their total.
- Voting is as follows, e.g., showing Tom as your first choice for 3 votes etc:-
3 points Tom
2 points Dick
1 point Harry
not upside down or it gets confusing.
So, put on your blue suede shoes and gyrate your hips--it's now or never.
Elvis Presley Songs
Elvis Presley Films
Jailhouse Cock. - StaLean
Love Meat in Her. - Cheese_Ed
Will You Bone-some Tonight? - MisterBadIdea
Fistin' Cousins. - thefoxboy
Stuck in You. - wildhartlivie
Suspicious Behinds. - kolo
Hard Head in Woman. - Se�n
Cum in Everybody. - rockfsh
Fucking Creole. - Koli
Humpa, Humpa, Burning Lust! - ChocolateLady
Hard-on Hotel. - Ali
Hound-Doggy Style. - damalc
A Lot Less Conversation. - R o � k G o 7 f
A little less masturbation. - Chris C
In the Wet 'Ho. - Falken
Easy Cum, Easy Hoe. - TitanPa
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rockfsh
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"
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Posted - 08/09/2007 : 05:11:27
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| Cum in Everybody |
Edited by - rockfsh on 08/09/2007 05:21:03 |
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Koli
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."
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Posted - 08/09/2007 : 06:19:11
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| Fucking Creole |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 08/09/2007 : 07:06:38
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| Humpa, Humpa, Burning Lust! |
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Ali
"Those aren't pillows."
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Posted - 08/09/2007 : 07:35:22
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Hard-on Hotel
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damalc
"last watched: Sausage Party"
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Posted - 08/09/2007 : 18:36:57
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Hound-Doggy Style
such a library of inspiration. i think this round is going to be a classic. |
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RockGolf
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."
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Posted - 08/09/2007 : 18:54:24
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A Lot Less Conversation
BTW, considering that prison populations would have been exclusively male, the lyrics of Jailhouse Rock are rather homoerotic.
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Shifty Henry said to Bugs, for heavens sake,
No ones lookin, nows our chance to make a break.
Bugsy turned to shifty and he said, nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks.
First of all, how did "Bugs" earn that nickname?
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Number forty-seven said to number three:
Youre the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me.
I guess #3's a bottom.
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The warden said, hey, buddy, dont you be no square.
If you cant find a partner use a wooden chair.
But watch out for splinters.
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Chris C
"Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 08/09/2007 : 19:19:55
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| A little less masturbation |
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Falken
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 08/10/2007 : 18:27:02
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In the Wet 'Ho.
 Falken |
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TitanPa
"Here four more"
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Posted - 08/13/2007 : 06:53:17
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| Easy Cum, Easy Hoe |
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FWPT #107 - Elvis Presley
