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Demisemicenturian 
"Four ever European"
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 Posted - 11/11/2008 : 07:19:55
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Originally posted by duh Improper Username
Don't delete them. Give them a new life with Alan Smithee by disowning them.
That's the worst thing that anyone could do with reviews -- insist on having them languishing around the site but be too ashamed to stand by them. |
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w22dheartlivie
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 11/11/2008 : 07:34:39
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| Well, we all know I'm not a Smithee fan. |
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demonic
"Cinemaniac"
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Posted - 11/11/2008 : 13:30:57
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Originally posted by wildheart9livie
Well, we all know I'm not a Smithee fan.
We all know Salopian's not either. |
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 11/11/2008 : 13:52:53
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Why do I keep feeling I've had this feeling of deja vu before?  |
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Beanmimo 
"August review site"
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Posted - 11/11/2008 : 14:06:43
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OK, Fwiffers, let's not wander off topic and keep our feet firmly on the [matt] here. |
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 11/11/2008 : 14:33:48
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Yes, let's remember what really [matt]ers.
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randall 
"I like to watch."
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Posted - 11/11/2008 : 18:57:40
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Originally posted by MguyX
Nice vote fu. 
"The Force in this one, strong it is."
You are so right! Sensei, a new star is born! |
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BiggerBoat 
"Pass me the harpoon"
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Posted - 11/11/2008 : 20:10:15
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[Matt], you gotta think outside the box
[....... ] ....... Matt
A lot of people will give you advice here, and it will all be contrasting and generally as good, if not better or worse, as the advice I'm giving you here. Following me? Good.
You need to ask yourself a few questions. What do you want here? What do you want to be and what do you want to be known for? What do you enjoy the most and how can you be the best at it? What will satisfy you?? How do you maintain that? Has God invested a power in you, a force that can only find its voice on this website, a talent that has thus far remained untapped, do you have a spark of divinity that finds its purest form in your reviews?*
Answer these questions and you will have no need to ask the collective fourum for advice again.
Best of luck,
BB
* This question may contain some bullshit.
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lemmycaution
"Long mired in film"
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Posted - 11/11/2008 : 20:16:51
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Originally posted by Randall
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Originally posted by MguyX
Nice vote fu.
"The Force in this one, strong it is."
You are so right! Sensei, a new star is born!
So true Grasshopper. My vote pimp meter redlined early with this one. |
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duh 
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 11/11/2008 : 20:33:50
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| I used to not like Alan Smithee either. But now I use him to make myself feel more clever. I read his reviews and see how good mine are by comparison. ;) No really, I get a kick out of having him as our shared inside joke. |
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[matt] 
"Cinemattic."
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Posted - 11/11/2008 : 23:10:33
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Originally posted by dem9nic
Because he does more than hurt them I'd be tempted to go for some c&k action, something like "Kurt's car kills" and then something for the final "c". Seeing I couldn't stand the girls and was relieved they were finally shut up (as I'm sure Tarantino was given the lavish slow-mo repeat he fetishically indulged in) I might go for c*nts, but that's a matter of taste of course.
Haha yeah funnily enough I was actually considering "Kurt's stunts hurt cunts." 
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Originally posted by dem9nic
As for editing, no, you get to keep your current votes, although the way I see it if it's miles off your original review it's a bit of a cheat having picked up votes for it. If you end up straying into a new pun or idea I tend submit a new review entirely and then delete the old one if it goes down better than the original.
Yeah I agree, I'd definitely delete a review and submit it again if I was going to change it significantly. I was just wondering because I was thinking of altering this review to "Favourite (blood) group: AB,B,A." because I think the double meaning of "group" makes it slightly better, yet the review is essentially still the same.
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Originally posted by BiggerBoat
You need to ask yourself a few questions. What do you want here? What do you want to be and what do you want to be known for? What do you enjoy the most and how can you be the best at it? What will satisfy you??
I'd simply prefer to have less, but on average better, reviews. Quantity over quality basically, much like yourself. 
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Originally posted by lemmycautiou9
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Originally posted by Randall
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Originally posted by MguyX
Nice vote fu.
"The Force in this one, strong it is."
You are so right! Sensei, a new star is born!
So true Grasshopper. My vote pimp meter redlined early with this one.
Ok I admit it, you got me, I'm not actually planning to delete ANY of my reviews, this whole request is a hoax! mwuhahaa! 
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lemmycaution
"Long mired in film"
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Posted - 11/11/2008 : 23:57:35
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Originally posted by lemmycautiou9
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Originally posted by Randall
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Originally posted by MguyX
Nice vote fu.
"The Force in this one, strong it is."
You are so right! Sensei, a new star is born!
So true Grasshopper. My vote pimp meter redlined early with this one.
Ok I admit it, you got me, I'm not actually planning to delete ANY of my reviews, this whole request is a hoax! mwuhahaa!
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Hypocrite lecteur,�mon semblable,�mon fr�re!
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demonic
"Cinemaniac"
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Posted - 11/12/2008 : 01:17:09
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Originally posted by [matt]
Yeah I agree, I'd definitely delete a review and submit it again if I was going to change it significantly. I was just wondering because I was thinking of altering this review to "Favourite (blood) group: AB,B,A." because I think the double meaning of "group" makes it slightly better, yet the review is essentially still the same.
The essential part is the same so I'd say you could alter that with no qualms. |
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randall
"I like to watch."
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Posted - 11/12/2008 : 02:29:31
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Originally posted by [matt]
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Originally posted by MguyX
Nice vote fu.
"The Force in this one, strong it is."
[me]
You are so right! Sensei, a new star is born!
[Sensei]
So true Grasshopper. My vote pimp meter redlined early with this one.
[you]
Ok I admit it, you got me, I'm not actually planning to delete ANY of my reviews, this whole request is a hoax! mwuhahaa!
Youngling, your vote fu skills are indeed impressive, but Sensei dwells upon the mount. Look backward in many foura for proof. You have successfully taken your first step in the tao. May your votes be pure.
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lemmycaution
"Long mired in film"
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Posted - 11/12/2008 : 03:20:01
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Originally posted by Randall
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Youngling, your vote fu skills are indeed impressive, but Sensei dwells upon the mount. Look backward in many foura for proof. You have successfully taken your first step in the tao. May your votes be pure.
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We each must choose whether or not to face the sun. |
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