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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 03/05/2010 : 03:04:26
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Four Word Porn Titles
Entrant Rules- No more than FOUR words.
 - Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
 - Winning FWPTs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
 - Only ONE entry per person (post alternatives after winner has been announced).
 - Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.
 Voting Rules- Voting closes 9pm Wednesday FWFR-time (same timetable as FWTO and Avatar).
 - Send Se�n a PM with your votes, click this direct link to Se�n's PM page.
 - Non-entrants may also vote, lurker votes are encouraged.
 - Entrants who do not vote have 3 points deducted from their total.
 - Voting is as follows, e.g., showing Tom as your first choice for 3 votes etc:-
3 points Tom 2 points Dick 1 point Harry
not upside down or it gets confusing.  Winner Rules- The winner of a round picks a new porn star for the next round.
 - The winner has 24 hours to start the next round, otherwise Se�n will start it.

Dakota Fanning turned 16 a couple of weeks ago. Soon it'll become clear that every movie she's made up to now has just been her killing time while she awaits her real career, as a filthy porn star.
Dick-eater Fanning. - Se�n
Whore of the Worlds. - MisterBadIdea
Sets men on fire. - wildheartlivie
Sweet Ho Alabama. - thefoxboy
Charlotte's Webcam. - Cheese_Ed
Slutlass. - Chris C
Dakota Fanny. - [matt]
Upskirt Girls. - boydegg
Cat in the Twat. - ChocolateLady
Whoraline. - RockGolf
Hymen Rammed. - durianfan
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Edited by - Sean on 03/06/2010 06:46:10 |
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MisterBadIdea  "PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"
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Posted - 03/05/2010 : 03:12:01
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Whore of the Worlds |
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w22dheartlivie  "Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 03/05/2010 : 03:14:08
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Ohhhhhhh, this is hard to do. She's SIXTEEN!!
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thefoxboy  "Four your eyes only."
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Posted - 03/05/2010 : 03:34:00
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Sweet Ho Alabama.
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Cheese_Ed  "The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 03/05/2010 : 03:43:46
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Charlotte's Webcam. |
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Chris C  "Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 03/05/2010 : 06:36:03
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Slutlass  |
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[matt]  "Cinemattic."
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Posted - 03/05/2010 : 06:36:06
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Sorry about keeping everyone waiting. I was working non-stop all day, then went straight to a gig after work and only got home 6 hours ago, at which point I got into bed and started posting a new porn star but fell asleep! 
From now on I'm going to just keep one at the ready in case I win!
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[matt]  "Cinemattic."
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Posted - 03/05/2010 : 10:06:36
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Dakota Fanny 
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boydegg  "Creator of Grammarman comic."
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Posted - 03/05/2010 : 10:13:45
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Upskirt Girls. 
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ChocolateLady  "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 03/05/2010 : 14:11:29
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Cat in the Twat. |
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RockGolf  "1500+ reviews. 1 joke."
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Posted - 03/05/2010 : 22:11:23
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Whoraline |
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durianfan 
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Posted - 03/06/2010 : 03:35:21
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Hymen Rammed
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Salopian  "Four ever European"
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Posted - 03/06/2010 : 04:59:59
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Evidently I'm the only one who finds positing a sixteen-year-old in a porn scenario rather disturbing.  |
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Sean  "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 03/06/2010 : 06:57:14
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quote: Originally posted by Salopian
Evidently I'm the only one who finds positing a sixteen-year-old in a porn scenario rather disturbing. 
Evidently. There's nothing disturbing about it. These porn titles are for her use 10 years into the future when she's 26 and begins starring in porn movies. Which of course everyone knows isn't going to happen, it's entirely fictional. It's no better or worse than obituarising the living (or pornolising someone who's dead). |
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MisterBadIdea  "PLZ GET MILK, KTHXBYE"
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Posted - 03/10/2010 : 15:01:57
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Voted.
This week's viewing: I Am Sam Thoughts: So I finally saw the movie where Sean Penn went "full retard." He's very good in it, but the real people who went full retard are the screenwriters, who apparently expect people to want this clearly unfit parent to retain custody of his child. |
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ChocolateLady  "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 03/10/2010 : 15:04:11
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voted. |
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