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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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 Posted - 05/24/2010 : 19:44:32
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Hi Cheesey!
Please check your account ... is it Yahoo? ... because I've just received a Viagara eMail purporting to be from you. I've looked high and low for my penis, and can't find it anywhere!
Seriously, eMails pretending to be from fwfrers is a worrying development.
Anyone else getting these?
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Beanmimo 
"August review site"
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Posted - 05/24/2010 : 20:30:25
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 05/24/2010 : 23:59:46
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Originally posted by BaftaBabe
Hi Cheesey!
Please check your account ... is it Yahoo? ... because I've just received a Viagara eMail purporting to be from you.
I think that's just...... hard cheese. |
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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 05/25/2010 : 03:46:39
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Don't worry, Babe: I got your penis. You just tell me when you want it. 
I didn't get the email. Guess my reputation proceeds precedes me.  |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 05/25/2010 : 07:30:07
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I got both the fake one and the one telling me to ignore the fake one. Thankfully, I read the latter one first.
(There aren't any penises at my house right now. One moved away, another is in the air force and the one that made those two is in Germany right now.)
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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 05/25/2010 : 12:45:38
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Think I'll go dump all my computers in a lake now.
I have no idea what happened. I have no virus that I can detect, and I wasn't logged into any computer at the time, but about 40 random people from my contacts list got sent that spam from my account in a period of about 15 minutes yesterday.
I've changed my password. I haven't heard back from Yahoo. |
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 05/25/2010 : 16:25:56
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Originally posted by ChocolateLady
I got both the fake one and the one telling me to ignore the fake one. Thankfully, I read the latter one first.
(There aren't any penises at my house right now. One moved away, another is in the air force and the one that made those two is in Germany right now.)
Be careful: I hear that young penises in a penis tribe tend to sit aroud and eat you out of house and home until the most senior penis forces them to leave. Penises can also usually be captured using a penis fly trap, which you probably already knew. |
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hustleboy007
"There is no avatar..."
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Posted - 05/26/2010 : 03:46:21
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I got the e-mail about my penis; thank goodness I had protection.
...Kaspersky. |
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 05/26/2010 : 04:21:56
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I didn't get one. 
Although I guess that means it's safe for me to drop my wallet. 
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 05/26/2010 : 05:00:42
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Originally posted by Se�n
Although I guess that means it's safe for me to drop my wallet.
Only around people who didn't get the email -- so you're safe with me ... big boy.  |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 05/26/2010 : 12:10:06
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Originally posted by MguyX
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Originally posted by ChocolateLady
I got both the fake one and the one telling me to ignore the fake one. Thankfully, I read the latter one first.
(There aren't any penises at my house right now. One moved away, another is in the air force and the one that made those two is in Germany right now.)
Be careful: I hear that young penises in a penis tribe tend to sit aroud and eat you out of house and home until the most senior penis forces them to leave. Penises can also usually be captured using a penis fly trap, which you probably already knew.
Yes, I have experience with all this. My older penis has been captured, by the way. They moved in together (greatly reducing my food bills) a few months ago. And since the younger one is being fed by the Air Force ("Is that what we have to eat? I get better food at the base"), my expenses are WAY down.
(Now if I can get my penis-less other one to stop spending the rest of my money, life will be very good, indeed! Only 9 months to go before she goes into the army.)
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MguyXXV
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 05/26/2010 : 14:17:38
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Originally posted by ChocolateLady(Now if I can get my penis-less other one to stop spending the rest of my money, life will be very good, indeed! Only 9 months to go before she goes into the army.)
The only known solution with a 95% success rate is to get an "independent penis" from a neighboring penis tribe to encircle the number three finger on the left hand of the penis-less one with one of two precisous metals know to have liberating properties: gold or platinum. Studies have shown that supplementation with weighty stones accelerates the effect. |
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ATTENTION CHEESE_ED
