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boydegg 
"Creator of Grammarman comic."

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  02:33:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Woah! I've just had 50 reviews declined in one fell swoop.

It looks like all Playboy films have been removed from FWFR ... which means the Playboy accolade I spent a month or more trying to get last year is also gone.

That SUCKS.

Demisemicenturian 
"Four ever European"

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  02:49:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That's thanks to me, I'm afraid, sort of. If beefcake films aren't allowed, then it is important that cheesecake ones aren't either.

This didn't need its own thread, by the way.
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durianfan 

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  03:30:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Boooooooooooo. This is beyond lame. Shame on whoever is responsible for this atrocity.
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Larry 
"Larry's time / sat merrily"

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  03:56:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

Gotta spruce up... there'll be new visitors to the old homestead when the book hits the stands... wouldn't want them to think we've got anything here but bona fide films.
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[matt] 
"Cinemattic."

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  04:30:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

For fuck's sake this is getting ridiculous.
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Demisemicenturian 
"Four ever European"

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  05:08:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well, you've all had plenty of time to campaign to save them (by which I mean bring back the Dieux du Stade videos as obviously one set could not validly be retained without the other) -- it was in June that I highlighted the inequality to Benj.
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  05:51:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
If you want someone to blame for the removal of these, blame whoever added titles that aren't exactly 'films' to the Four Word Film Review. I don't think too many people are going to include those Playboy videos in their "Films I've Seen" lists.

Since the crackdown on non-movies I haven't lost a single review, that's because I don't review non-movies.

The simple way to avoid this kind of disappointment is to not add this stuff to the site, and if someone else adds it then don't review it.
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Demisemicenturian 
"Four ever European"

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  06:01:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yup, I've lost a few reviews but I don't mind that so much. I just mind (i) losing films that are absolutely, definitely, no-doubt-about-it films and (ii) the huge inconsistency with which things are being removed. For example, while we didn't used to have porn films except perhaps Deep Throat and the one with John Wayne Bobbitt, we now have loads of those but a not-made-for-television feature-length documentary about porn stars (and others) has been excluded.

N.B. The male 'equivalents' I mentioned of those Playboy videos are on my 'films I've seen' list and they're absolutely awesome.
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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  14:41:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Share your pain. Here's mine:

Playboy: Girls Of McDonald's (2005) Un-added Making fresh McBoners 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Of McDonald's (2005) Un-added Fast Food. 'bation? 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Hot Lips, Hot Legs (2003) Un-added Gums & Gams. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls In Uniform (1997) Un-added Uniformity not so bad. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls In Uniform (1997) Un-added College models, uni forms? 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Playmate Bloopers (1992) Un-added Nice 'Bloopers'. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Playmate Bloopers (1992) Un-added Miss takes. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: No Boys Allowed, 100% Girls (2000) Un-added Boys DO cry 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: No Boys Allowed, 100% Girls (2000) Un-added Boys, Don't Cry. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Of Hedonism, Runaway Bay Jamaica (2000) Un-added Cool Bunnings. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Of Hedonism, Runaway Bay Jamaica (2000) Un-added Jamaica? Say you will. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Playmate Pajama Party (1999) Un-added Pajama romper 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Playmate Pajama Party (1999) Un-added Nighties of loving bed. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Playmate Pajama Party (1999) Un-added PJ's... and BJ's? 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Playmate Pajama Party (1999) Un-added Aroused merry Clooney 22 July 2010 <Click for details>
Playboy: Women Of Starbucks (2003) Un-added Hot foam will spew. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Women Of Starbucks (2003) Un-added Starfucks? 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Women Of Starbucks (2003) Un-added Cream on tap? 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Women Of Starbucks (2003) Un-added Bumps and grinds. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Women Of Starbucks (2003) Un-added Not quite 'X' presso. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Women Of Starbucks (2003) Un-added Bare tits, a barista. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Down Under (2000) Un-added Aussies' paussies. 22 July 2010 <Click for details>
Playboy: Girls Down Under (2000) Un-added Shaved, or down under? 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Down Under (2000) Un-added Down the rabbit hole? 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Down Under (2000) Un-added '...from sand down under' 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Down Under (2000) Un-added Australian for 'tits'. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Down Under (2000) Un-added Playboy: Down Under Girls. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Down Under (2000) Un-added Arching out back, outback. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Barefoot Beauties (2002) Un-added Take off your... socks. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Barefoot Beauties (2002) Un-added Lovely arches 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Barefoot Beauties (2002) Un-added Eros. Arches 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: America's Sexiest Bartenders (2004) Un-added Sex on the beach? 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: America's Sexiest Bartenders (2004) Un-added Undressed, feels draught. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Babes Of Baywatch (1998) Un-added B(l)each blondes. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Babes Of Baywatch (1998) Un-added All beach, no Bleeth? 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Babes Of Baywatch (1998) Un-added Donna D'Errico, dream bunny? 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Celebrities (1998) Un-added Fame - lotta tits forever 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Celebrities (1998) Un-added Pop-a-razzi? 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Celebrities (1998) Un-added Pop a razzie? 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Sex On The Beach (1997) Un-added Sandy, can't you see? 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Sex On The Beach (1997) Un-added Beach Blanket Bimbo. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: 50 Years Of Playmates (2004) Un-added Hello again, Norma Jean. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy Wet & Wild: Bottoms Up (1996) Un-added Tail in the air. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy Wet & Wild: Bottoms Up (1996) Un-added Bums Bunny. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy Wet & Wild: Bottoms Up (1996) Un-added Moon over the water. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Twins & Sisters Too (1996) Un-added Sets, of twins. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Of The Hard Rock, Hotel & Casino Las Vegas (2001) Un-added Divas, Las Vegas 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Of The Hard Rock, Hotel & Casino Las Vegas (2001) Un-added Strippers in Vegas? Original 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Of The Hard Rock, Hotel & Casino Las Vegas (2001) Un-added Hard Rock. Soft Racks? 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Of The Hard Rock, Hotel & Casino Las Vegas (2001) Un-added Tits & Chips. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Of The Hard Rock, Hotel & Casino Las Vegas (2001) Un-added Chips. Chippies. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Of The Hard Rock, Hotel & Casino Las Vegas (2001) Un-added Poke 'er? 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Of World Soccer (2006) Un-added Hey buddy, no hands! 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Of World Soccer (2006) Un-added Forward center 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Of World Soccer (2006) Un-added Full back. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Of World Soccer (2006) Un-added Full backs. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Of World Soccer (2006) Un-added 'Beckham' with breasts. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Of World Soccer (2006) Un-added Cut grass, nice bounce. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Of The Internet (1996) Un-added W.O.W. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Girls Of The Internet (1996) Un-added World Wide Spread. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy Video Centerfold: Dutch Twins (1989) Un-added Dutch treat? 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy Exposed: Tour Bus Hotties (2003) Un-added Bus catches Ray 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy Exposed: Tour Bus Hotties (2003) Un-added Have a seat? 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy Exposed: Tour Bus Hotties (2003) Un-added Tourist trap? 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy Exposed: Tour Bus Hotties (2003) Un-added Back, of the bus. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: California Girls (2000) Un-added Showing back to Cali. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: California Girls (2000) Un-added Hippies & chippies? 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: 101 Ways To Excite Your Lover (1991) Un-added Get on bust, gus 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: 101 Ways To Excite Your Lover (1991) Un-added Excitement 101. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy Video Playmate Calendar 2000 (1999) Un-added A dozen ends. Millennium. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy: Biker Babes, Hot Wheels & High Heels (1997) Un-added Massage in a throttle 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy Video Playmate Calendar 1999 (1998) Un-added '99, lust, balloons. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy Video Centerfold: The Dahm Triplets (1998) Un-added Dahm 'er. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy Video Centerfold: The Dahm Triplets (1998) Un-added Dom, Ron, Van, Dahm 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy Video Centerfold: The Dahm Triplets (1998) Un-added Dom, Karl, Van, Dahms. 22 July 2010 Not a film
Playboy Video Centerfold: The Dahm Triplets (1998) Un-added Couldn't give three Dahms. 22 July 2010 Not a film
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BiggerBoat 
"Pass me the harpoon"

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  15:13:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Thankfully I never reviewed any of these, but I can see how some of you feel that because they were on the site, they were fair game to review. And, yes, we may lose some inspired reviews, but that doesn't mean that those 'film' titles deserved to be here in the first place.

I lost a 30+ review in a recent accident so don't think I'm not grieving too.

Not too worried about the gay films going. Gay films suck ass.
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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  16:35:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Incidentally, I'm not really grieving either (cept for the fact that Cankle apparently had no Playboy reviews, so I'm even further behind)...

But those Dahm triplets!
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Demisemicenturian 
"Four ever European"

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  17:58:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
In case anyone hasn't realised, when a film is removed any declined reviews pop up to the top of the list as if declined again, so you may not have lost as many reviews as you think.
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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  18:04:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BiggerBoat

I lost a 30+ review in a recent accident so don't think I'm not grieving too.
That's terrible! Well I hope at least that it was a quick one and that it experienced no pain. So young; what a terrible, terrible loss.



Ditto, Sean: if people stop adding these non-films to the site then there wouldn't be this sort of problem.

On a side note, I recently had a 7-year old review deleted as "similar to another," and sure enough it was damned near identical to one that was created, literally, a day before mine (benj must have been processing at high volume on those couple of days). It's gone, and I'm not bitching about it. Just because it was allowed to break the rules for a long time doesn't constitute a guarantee of dispensation in the future: ROMAN POLANSKI, BE FOURWARNED!!!
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Demisemicenturian 
"Four ever European"

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  18:20:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BiggerBoat

I lost a 30+ review in a recent accident so don't think I'm not grieving too.

How do you know? Do you memorise how many votes each of your reviews has?!
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Demisemicenturian 
"Four ever European"

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  18:25:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Sludge

Share your pain.

This is not painful as the review was already declined, for some reason, so I'll take the opportunity to post it:

Playboy: Playmate Bloopers: "All going tits up."
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Demisemicenturian 
"Four ever European"

Posted - 07/22/2010 :  18:26:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MguyX

Ditto, Sean: if people stop adding these non-films to the site then there wouldn't be this sort of problem.

Well, not really, because Benj has removed some things which are unambiguously films by any standards.
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