Special mention for aussiecanuck, the utter bastard who came up with this awesome review before I did.
Matt,
Having had a number of my reviews "borrowed" for other films (and being guilty of same), you also get special mention here. It's good of you not to steal AC's although I could see it being legitimately approved... this modern take sort of turns the theme on its head (wherein the A is "owned" rather than being forced upon her). Your fwfr is just as novel. When AC's came out, I had to IM him... I was laughing the whole day on that one.