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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 03/01/2011 : 03:56:17
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Gentlemen prepare brunette. |
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Improper Username "inappropriately amused"
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Posted - 03/01/2011 : 05:10:07
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Outlaw palefaced.
http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-jane-russell-20110301,0,1095821.story
I have a Jane Russell story.
One time at a party I attended, someone brought along her hairdresser friend. He told us about when he worked at a salon in New York that caters to the rich and famous.
He said while he was still new there, he was one day sent to fetch the actress Jane Russell from where she was sitting with her hair in rollers, or something.
He said that when he entered the room, all the women were wearing pink smocks and so they all looked alike to him. He called out, "I'm here for Miss Russell!"
"Then this woman with shoulders so broad that any man would be proud to have them looked at me sternly and said, "I'M Miss Russell!"
ETA: Miss Russell is in good company, as my momster passed away last week. |
Edited by - Improper Username on 03/01/2011 05:11:56 |
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ChocolateLady "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 03/01/2011 : 07:51:53
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Jane... Calamity! |
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BaftaBaby "Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 03/01/2011 : 08:08:49
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quote: Originally posted by Improper Username
Outlaw palefaced.
http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-jane-russell-20110301,0,1095821.story
I have a Jane Russell story.
One time at a party I attended, someone brought along her hairdresser friend. He told us about when he worked at a salon in New York that caters to the rich and famous.
He said while he was still new there, he was one day sent to fetch the actress Jane Russell from where she was sitting with her hair in rollers, or something.
He said that when he entered the room, all the women were wearing pink smocks and so they all looked alike to him. He called out, "I'm here for Miss Russell!"
"Then this woman with shoulders so broad that any man would be proud to have them looked at me sternly and said, "I'M Miss Russell!"
ETA: Miss Russell is in good company, as my momster passed away last week.
I'm so sorry to hear about your mom and hope you find the support to help you through the time of loss.
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lemmycaution "Long mired in film"
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Posted - 03/01/2011 : 12:59:58
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Busted. |
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randall "I like to watch."
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Posted - 03/18/2011 : 01:32:41
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As Bob Hope put it, "The two and only." |
Edited by - randall on 03/18/2011 01:33:13 |
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BaftaBaby "Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 03/18/2011 : 09:24:15
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Jane Russell's underneath.
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Cheese_Ed "The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 03/18/2011 : 13:24:07
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Hay bales become pyre. |
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