| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| turrell |
Posted - 04/15/2007 : 07:16:34
Let me preface this by stating thi sis in no way meant to berate the MERPs.
Do you have one review in your pending pile that you wait to get approved? One that you just want everyone to see to appreciate your genius and can't wait until it gets accepted (or -gasp- rejected)?
I thought I'd start a thread where you could post your favorite review in the pending pile and we could comment on each others until they meet the grade.
I would ask that you just submit one apiece so as to make this thread manageable. |
| 15 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| rockfsh |
Posted - 06/09/2007 : 16:30:55
Here's one that was declined:
Babel: Have gun; will travail
One that is pending since 15/5
Star Trek: The Motion Picture: Too loose La Trek |
| TitanPa |
Posted - 06/09/2007 : 15:53:55
Now that we are off Stick Girl. Here is a totally diff pending review.
"I Hart, Shot Somebody" - Chicago |
| TitanPa |
Posted - 05/29/2007 : 03:40:11
Im sorry. I got the movie all wrong. FOr all you people who have a pending review for 'Stick Girl's Guide to Safe Sex' , you might want to actually watch the movie first. I found the link to actually watch the whole movie!!!! Look for the link in the Movie Fourums. |
| TitanPa |
Posted - 05/29/2007 : 03:32:05
quote:
Originally posted by bife
quote:
Originally posted by TitanPa
I thought it was a given that the girl is a stick girl. Hence the title. Or is no given with a review. It has to be said to be known.
I would 'assume' that she is a stick girl, since there is no info at all on imdb. Not sure if there is a rule/convention on this, but there are plenty of reviews for movies with no imdb info that make an assumption like this and seem to be 'allowed'
What I meant though was why would she be sucking a stick, wouldn't she be the stick?
I would assume she is having safe sex with a boy stick. Which means his penis would represent...just a stick. they are in fact stick figures. So in She would be sucking a stick, which sounds like shes sucking a D**k. |
| ChocolateLady |
Posted - 05/28/2007 : 13:40:26
quote:
Originally posted by R o � k G o 7 f
I just submitted a review to the "Stick Girl" repetoire:
Her biggest concern? Splinters!
Personally, I would have said:
Biggest concern? Lip splinters!
(Or something like that.)
Right now I have a whole slew of reviews pending for the movie Eggs! which I'm hoping will get through the MERPs at the same time so I can MIHAI them. My favourite of them all:
Why, it's albumin masterpiece!
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| RockGolf |
Posted - 05/28/2007 : 13:21:17
I just submitted a review to the "Stick Girl" repetoire:
Her biggest concern? Splinters! |
| bife |
Posted - 05/28/2007 : 11:08:41
quote:
Originally posted by TitanPa
I thought it was a given that the girl is a stick girl. Hence the title. Or is no given with a review. It has to be said to be known.
I would 'assume' that she is a stick girl, since there is no info at all on imdb. Not sure if there is a rule/convention on this, but there are plenty of reviews for movies with no imdb info that make an assumption like this and seem to be 'allowed'
What I meant though was why would she be sucking a stick, wouldn't she be the stick? |
| TitanPa |
Posted - 05/28/2007 : 06:48:03
I thought it was a given that the girl is a stick girl. Hence the title. Or is no given with a review. It has to be said to be known. |
| w22dheartlivie |
Posted - 05/27/2007 : 18:55:40
I have one pending for Sweeney Todd that I was particularly fond of:
God!! That's Ed Wood!! |
| w22dheartlivie |
Posted - 05/27/2007 : 18:49:17
quote:
Originally posted by ragingfluff
My best pendifn review is for Bowling for Columbine
Fahrenheit .357
That's pretty funny. Doesn't matter if they didn't use a .357, but a couple shotguns and two 9 millimeter weapons :) |
| ragingfluff |
Posted - 05/27/2007 : 18:27:14
My best pendifn review is for Bowling for Columbine
Fahrenheit .357 |
| Chris C |
Posted - 05/27/2007 : 11:38:36
quote:
Originally posted by Chris C
quote:
Originally posted by Chris C
My own (current) favourite is for Robocop: i-plod
Just found this in my "decline" pile.  Have re-submitted, with explanation.
It's now approved.  |
| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 05/26/2007 : 13:17:29
quote:
Originally posted by bife
quote:
Originally posted by TitanPa
Best one yet. This one is a real killer. I even love the title of the movie.
Stick Girl's Guide To Safe Sex - "Girl sucks stick."
Wouldn't it be a stick girl doing the sucking, not a girl sucking a stick? Don't really understand how it works 
PNFJI but
She could be a stick girl because she sucks a stick, which is certainly a safe sex option. Just a thought. I neither have seen nor know about the film however.
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| bife |
Posted - 05/26/2007 : 12:29:09
quote:
Originally posted by TitanPa
Best one yet. This one is a real killer. I even love the title of the movie.
Stick Girl's Guide To Safe Sex - "Girl sucks stick."
Wouldn't it be a stick girl doing the sucking, not a girl sucking a stick? Don't really understand how it works |
| TitanPa |
Posted - 05/26/2007 : 05:49:50
Best one yet. This one is a real killer. I even love the title of the movie.
Stick Girl's Guide To Safe Sex - "Girl sucks stick." |
