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| Please Kill Me Now |
Posted - 07/10/2007 : 20:16:33
Gee, it must be because I submit reviews for movies they haven't seen that MERPS take so long approving them. Even though some of the reviews that they actually do approve for other people are, at times, factually inaccurate.
What's more annoying: MERPS working slower than molasses, or some people submitting (and getting approved) reviews of movies they obviously haven't seen and don't know a thing about.
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| Tori |
Posted - 07/12/2007 : 17:24:24
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Originally posted by The Prof
I heard that MERPS have super powers and are vengeful. If you criticize them they teleport into your bedroom when you're asleep and steal one of your kidneys.
....to give to my son. So not a totally selfless act! |
| Please Kill Me Now |
Posted - 07/12/2007 : 06:58:55
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Originally posted by duh
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Originally posted by wildhartlivie
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Originally posted by The Prof
I heard that MERPS have super powers and are vengeful. If you criticize them they teleport into your bedroom when you're asleep and steal one of your kidneys.
That's why I don't criticize them. I've heard about people waking up in the bathtub, packed in ice, with a huge pain in the side, a telephone in one hand and a note in the other reading "Call 911 now. P.S. Thanks for the liver. Sorry I drank. Signed David Crosby."
Yes, MERPS are something like that creepy little kid who sends people "to the cornfield" in Twilight Zone. Don't let him know what you're thinking; think only happy thoughts!
Yeah, I remember that episode of The Twilight Zone, from the third season in 1961, "It's a Good Life". "Yeah, that's good, that's real good...make it snow on the cornfield! You're a good boy!"
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| w22dheartlivie |
Posted - 07/12/2007 : 05:53:14
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Originally posted by duh
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Originally posted by wildhartlivie
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Originally posted by The Prof
I heard that MERPS have super powers and are vengeful. If you criticize them they teleport into your bedroom when you're asleep and steal one of your kidneys.
That's why I don't criticize them. I've heard about people waking up in the bathtub, packed in ice, with a huge pain in the side, a telephone in one hand and a note in the other reading "Call 911 now. P.S. Thanks for the liver. Sorry I drank. Signed David Crosby."
Yes, MERPS are something like that creepy little kid who sends people "to the cornfield" in Twilight Zone. Don't let him know what you're thinking; think only happy thoughts!
Or that creepy kid in Children of the Corn: Malachiiiiii!! Malachi!!!!!! He wants you TOO, Malachi!!!!!! |
| duh |
Posted - 07/12/2007 : 05:42:44
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Originally posted by wildhartlivie
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Originally posted by The Prof
I heard that MERPS have super powers and are vengeful. If you criticize them they teleport into your bedroom when you're asleep and steal one of your kidneys.
That's why I don't criticize them. I've heard about people waking up in the bathtub, packed in ice, with a huge pain in the side, a telephone in one hand and a note in the other reading "Call 911 now. P.S. Thanks for the liver. Sorry I drank. Signed David Crosby."
Yes, MERPS are something like that creepy little kid who sends people "to the cornfield" in Twilight Zone. Don't let him know what you're thinking; think only happy thoughts! |
| w22dheartlivie |
Posted - 07/12/2007 : 04:02:42
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Originally posted by The Prof
I heard that MERPS have super powers and are vengeful. If you criticize them they teleport into your bedroom when you're asleep and steal one of your kidneys.
That's why I don't criticize them. I've heard about people waking up in the bathtub, packed in ice, with a huge pain in the side, a telephone in one hand and a note in the other reading "Call 911 now. P.S. Thanks for the liver. Sorry I drank. Signed David Crosby."
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| The General |
Posted - 07/12/2007 : 03:12:48
I heard that MERPS have super powers and are vengeful. If you criticize them they teleport into your bedroom when you're asleep and steal one of your kidneys.
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| Please Kill Me Now |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 21:51:40
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Originally posted by M0rkeleb
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Originally posted by Please Kill Me Now
Even though some of the reviews that they actually do approve for other people are, at times, factually inaccurate.
This is what the Report button is for. Use wisely.
I do report gross inaccuracies when I see them, but I never see any action taken on them.
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| MM0rkeleb |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 16:22:53
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Originally posted by Please Kill Me Now
Even though some of the reviews that they actually do approve for other people are, at times, factually inaccurate.
This is what the Report button is for. Use wisely. |
| Beanmimo |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 09:48:15
I think they are just teasing us like incorrigable flirts!!
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| tortoise |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 09:26:48
Just checking: you have PayPalled Benj with your fee for the FastTrack Review Approval subscription upgrade, haven't you?
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| w22dheartlivie |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 07:27:09
Yeah? Will he sue Powerball because I haven't won? |
| MguyXXV |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 06:42:52
I know a good lawyer ......  |
| Sean |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 05:19:01
Do you need your dopamine fix?  |
| Please Kill Me Now |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 05:10:39
I'm depressed. I'll be suing MERPS for extreme emotional distress on account of their gross negligence, inaction and depraved indifference.
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| duh |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 02:59:04
Geez, I can't even remember the last time a MERP approved a review for me! Bad MERPS! Bad! Bad!
Of course, I haven't written and submitted any reviews for a very, very long time either. |
