| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 02/18/2007 : 09:10:44
There was a nice response to the thread that got you thinking like a Mogul to neutralize current actors' names so they're less 'ethnic' sounding.
Now -- just because we can -- let's start an alternative studio. Let's poach some actors and make their names more 'interesting.' Start with the really bland ones and see how far you can push it!
Sarah Jessica Parker > Salome Jurassic Parkwarden
Matt Damon > Matelot Demonopolous
Will Smith > Wildebeest Smoldering
Emma Thompson > Emmentallica Tempertantrum
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| 3 L A T E S T R E P L I E S (Newest First) |
| Airbolt |
Posted - 02/18/2007 : 23:14:26
George Clooney -- Geodesic Lunarcolony
Dexter Fletcher -- Dextrosol Flightpattern
Kevin Smith -- Kahuna Selfridge
Ben Affleck -- Boring Affectation
Laurence Olivier -- Lamenting Oligarchy
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| turrell |
Posted - 02/18/2007 : 20:55:17
Roger Moore - Raja Morandini
Kate Winslett - Katererina Wizenstein
Tom Cruise - Talmud Christlover
Katie Holmes - Caught N. House-arrest (she's a hyphenate apparently) |
| ChocolateLady |
Posted - 02/18/2007 : 10:02:22
James Earl Jones - Jamal Errol Jumanjii
Sally Fields - Simonne Fionelle
Jim Carrey - Jordan Carbunkle
Sandra Dee - Synthia Desdemona |
