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Rovark 
"Luck-pushing, rule-bending, chance-taking reviewer"
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 Posted - 09/06/2005 : 21:16:42
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For "The Last Emperor" I remember seeing a 'Fall of Japanese royalty' review.
He's actually the last Chinese Emperor 
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 09/12/2005 : 16:08:47
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheese_Ed
As long as I'm at it, there are a lot of questionable American Beauties as well.
Sorry for not sorting them into the spelling, vague, and duplicate threads.
Vague
Artsy Jerry Springer episode.
Is America this dysfunctional?
Meet slightly dysfunctional family.
Radiantly dark, fantasticly disturbing.
Sad and beautiful masterpiece.
Mystical, yet nondenominational, agitprop. - maybe I just don't get it
Horrible film deemed "artistic".
Strangely similar to 'Lolita'.
Trite, violent modern Lolita.
Spacey brilliant; intriging film. - if not vague, then put under Spelling
Porn goes mainstream. Feh.
Man, getting old sucks!
Funny, emotional, gripping, SPECTACULAR!!!
Mainstream does arthouse (wrong).
Makes lechery seem acceptable.
Brilliant drama in suburbs.
Merely quotes, are these OK?
Pass the f%$#ing asparagus.
Spacey says 'I RULE!'.
Spelling
Benning bonks; gets busted. - Bening
Wierd kid lays Thora. - weird
Duplicates
Spacey has mid-life crisis.
Spacey's mid-life crisis.
Man finds enlightenment, dies.
Spacey finds enlightenment, dies.
ping
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benj clews 
"...."
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Posted - 09/12/2005 : 16:33:52
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheese_Ed
quote:
Originally posted by Cheese_Ed
As long as I'm at it, there are a lot of questionable American Beauties as well.
Sorry for not sorting them into the spelling, vague, and duplicate threads.
Vague
Artsy Jerry Springer episode.
Is America this dysfunctional?
Meet slightly dysfunctional family.
Radiantly dark, fantasticly disturbing.
Sad and beautiful masterpiece.
Mystical, yet nondenominational, agitprop. - maybe I just don't get it
Horrible film deemed "artistic".
Strangely similar to 'Lolita'.
Trite, violent modern Lolita.
Spacey brilliant; intriging film. - if not vague, then put under Spelling
Porn goes mainstream. Feh.
Man, getting old sucks!
Funny, emotional, gripping, SPECTACULAR!!!
Mainstream does arthouse (wrong).
Makes lechery seem acceptable.
Brilliant drama in suburbs.
Merely quotes, are these OK?
Pass the f%$#ing asparagus.
Spacey says 'I RULE!'.
Spelling
Benning bonks; gets busted. - Bening
Wierd kid lays Thora. - weird
Duplicates
Spacey has mid-life crisis.
Spacey's mid-life crisis.
Man finds enlightenment, dies.
Spacey finds enlightenment, dies.
ping
Phew... all sort but for 'Spacey says 'I RULE!'.', which I'm fine with- it's not a quote, it's a reference to a scene 
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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 09/15/2005 : 00:51:29
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AC has a couple of reviews for "I'm Alright Jack" -
Multiple Sellers, missile mayhem
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S.A.L.T. Sellers.
which, taking a wild guess, might have been intended for Dr Strangelove.
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benj clews
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Posted - 09/15/2005 : 10:09:59
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quote:
Originally posted by Whippersnapper
AC has a couple of reviews for "I'm Alright Jack" -
Multiple Sellers, missile mayhem
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S.A.L.T. Sellers.
which, taking a wild guess, might have been intended for Dr Strangelove.
Anyone confirm this? I noticed the first one myself, but also noticed 'I'm Alright Jack' was still war-related, so could potentially contain missiles (not seen it, I must admit).
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Josh the cat
"ice wouldn't melt, you'd think ....."
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Posted - 09/15/2005 : 12:35:09
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quote:
Originally posted by benj clews
Anyone confirm this? I noticed the first one myself, but also noticed 'I'm Alright Jack' was still war-related, so could potentially contain missiles (not seen it, I must admit).
Benj I'm disappointed that you have not seen all 13331 films on the website.
I clearly have seen all the films on here 
Josh the cat
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benj clews
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Posted - 09/15/2005 : 12:36:51
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quote:
Originally posted by Josh the cat
quote:
Originally posted by benj clews
Anyone confirm this? I noticed the first one myself, but also noticed 'I'm Alright Jack' was still war-related, so could potentially contain missiles (not seen it, I must admit).
Benj I'm disappointed that you have not seen all 13331 films on the website.
I clearly have seen all the films on here
Er... yeah, me too
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 09/16/2005 : 10:51:30
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13331?
Is that a film by Medem?
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Pope George Ringo 
"the Pope on stage"
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Posted - 09/17/2005 : 17:29:23
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Sludge's review for this film doesn't really work http://www.fwfr.com/display.asp?ID=13318
The King wasn't fat yet....it would be a perfect review for "Elvis in Concert" from 1977, filmed just a few months before he died. However, this film isn't added to the site yet, resubmitted new, it would be worth a ton of votes.
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benj clews
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Posted - 09/18/2005 : 00:43:23
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quote:
Originally posted by Pope George Ringo
Sludge's review for this film doesn't really work http://www.fwfr.com/display.asp?ID=13318
The King wasn't fat yet....it would be a perfect review for "Elvis in Concert" from 1977, filmed just a few months before he died. However, this film isn't added to the site yet, resubmitted new, it would be worth a ton of votes.
Review has left the building.
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TitanPa
"Here four more"
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Posted - 09/23/2005 : 15:09:31
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The review "No Oom-Pah-Pah." by Turducken could be about any of the numerous 'Oliver Twist' movies. Besides...i thought we wernt doin reviews about whats not in a movie.
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benj clews
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Posted - 09/23/2005 : 15:53:13
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Originally posted by Titanpa
The review "No Oom-Pah-Pah." by Turducken could be about any of the numerous 'Oliver Twist' movies. Besides...i thought we wernt doin reviews about whats not in a movie.
Um... don't understand it myself. What's the relevance of the Oom-Pah-Pah?
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"
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Posted - 09/23/2005 : 17:52:25
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quote:
Originally posted by benj clews
quote:
Originally posted by Titanpa
The review "No Oom-Pah-Pah." by Turducken could be about any of the numerous 'Oliver Twist' movies. Besides...i thought we wernt doin reviews about whats not in a movie.
Um... don't understand it myself. What's the relevance of the Oom-Pah-Pah?
The reference is to the name of one of the musical numbers in Lionel Bart's 'Oliver'.
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TitanPa
"Here four more"
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Posted - 09/23/2005 : 18:48:06
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Benj never saw Oliver!?
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benj clews
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Posted - 09/23/2005 : 22:14:05
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Originally posted by Titanpa
Benj never saw Oliver!?
Nope, there's lots of world-reknowned films I've somehow missed on seeing time and again. Gone With The Wind, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Wizard Of Oz- those are just ones off the top of my head 
Don't worry, though- I've seen all the Bonds (so that makes it alright ) |
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