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Beanmimo 
"August review site"

Posted - 03/17/2007 :  10:23:44  Show Profile

does any Juan person have the right to decide?
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Rovark 
"Luck-pushing, rule-bending, chance-taking reviewer"

Posted - 03/17/2007 :  11:11:23  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Se�n

quote:
Originally posted by Rovark

If you think that's offensive check out PKMN's accolade Here
Complete with revolting adolescent masturbatory fantasy.
Do you think that such things should be dunaway with?



No, but someone should take him in hand.

Eeeuuuuughhhhhhhh
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Beanmimo 
"August review site"

Posted - 03/17/2007 :  11:18:38  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Whippersnapper


Juana make something of it?





Do you think you are little big enough?
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Pope George Ringo 
"the Pope on stage"

Posted - 03/17/2007 :  19:11:03  Show Profile
If you don't like how long it takes for reviews to get accepted/declined...you could always stop submitting them and go somewhere else.

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Please Kill Me Now 
"Need my dopamine fix!"

Posted - 03/17/2007 :  21:23:04  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Rovark

quote:
Originally posted by Se�n

quote:
Originally posted by Rovark

If you think that's offensive check out PKMN's accolade Here
Complete with revolting adolescent masturbatory fantasy.
Do you think that such things should be dunaway with?



No, but someone should take him in hand.

Eeeuuuuughhhhhhhh

There's nothing revolting about dreaming about receiving a nice, tasty wet b***j** from Faye Dunaway (circa 1974), any more that it is perverse and unnatural to fantasize about plunging one's raging tumescence in between the ripely voluptuous buttocks and luscious thighs of Dame Helen Mirren (circa 1980, of course).







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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 03/17/2007 :  21:44:50  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Please Kill Me Now

quote:
Originally posted by Rovark

quote:
Originally posted by Se�n

quote:
Originally posted by Rovark

If you think that's offensive check out PKMN's accolade Here
Complete with revolting adolescent masturbatory fantasy.
Do you think that such things should be dunaway with?



No, but someone should take him in hand.

Eeeuuuuughhhhhhhh

There's nothing revolting about dreaming about receiving a nice, tasty wet b***j** from Faye Dunaway (circa 1974), any more that it is perverse and unnatural to fantasize about plunging one's raging tumescence in between the ripely voluptuous buttocks and luscious thighs of Dame Helen Mirren (circa 1980, of course).











No, really, we need more stuff like this on a movie site. Really. And as well as hearing about your fantasy sex life, which for your sake I hope is merely an adjunct to your real one, I think you need to share with us your bowel movement schedule, and a precise documentation of what you do with your nose-pickings. No. Really. I do. Because this will give us all a deeper understanding of your relationship to motion pictures. Oh, yeah, don't forget to diarize how often you repress thoughts of penetrating your mother and sodomizing your dad because that'll add to our picture. It's The King and I -- Getting to Know You, Getting to Know All About You ... la la! No, really. Keep it coming, dude. Coming? geddit?! Coming! No. Really.

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Shiv 
"What a Wonderful World"

Posted - 03/17/2007 :  22:13:42  Show Profile
I don't expect to log in to fwfr to find this crap. You might get your red halo, but you won't ever be getting any votes from me - since that's the only way to make you suffer for being such an offensive and aggressive ******
And I won't be looking at or responding to any more of your posts, so don't bother baiting me.
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roger_thornhill 
"'scuse me while I disappear..."

Posted - 03/17/2007 :  22:31:22  Show Profile
quote:
Originally posted by Shiv

I don't expect to log in to fwfr to find this crap. You might get your red halo, but you won't ever be getting any votes from me - since that's the only way to make you suffer for being such an offensive and aggressive ******
And I won't be looking at or responding to any more of your posts, so don't bother baiting me.



You said it Shiv. Actually, lately these board have become totally ridiculous.

At the same time, the quality of fwfr's is the lowest its ever been in my experience.

Not that witty and clever reviews aren't still being written, but there are so many totally pedestrian or, worse, completely factually incorrect reviews being accepted, submitted for fycth, and voted on. Meanwhile, Salopian makes things even worse by attacking reviews for the most pedantic reasons, while often defending his own reviews against the same pedantic criteria.

I notice some of the great masters of the fwfr genre--like Noncentz--no longer post here. I fear the fwfr Golden, Silver and Bronze Ages are all past, and we skipped the Iron Age to land firmly in the toilet.

Edited by - roger_thornhill on 03/17/2007 22:35:19
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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"

Posted - 03/17/2007 :  23:14:02  Show Profile
This has sunk from the needless to the ridiculous and embarrassing. I honestly do not think the last PKMN post was necessary nor invited, and definitely not required to be posted in extra large script so that he can be sure anyone passing through will see it. I remind him that just last week, we were talking to a young man in the forum who was assigned the task of writing and having accepted 10 reviews for a school assignment. He behaved with more dignity and maturity than what I have just read. I join with Shiv and boycott such contributors.
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Sean 
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."

Posted - 03/17/2007 :  23:20:27  Show Profile
One of the unfortunate things about sites that have people come and go is that newies to a site have no idea of the history of some of the oldies on the site. E.g., I just knew that PKMN's post was going to be of the explicit nature that it was as a result of some of the previous posts. Check out some of these threads from 2005 for example:-

http://www.fwfr.com/fourum/topic.asp?ARCHIVE=true&TOPIC_ID=2316

http://www.fwfr.com/fourum/topic.asp?ARCHIVE=true&TOPIC_ID=2308

So, now it's likely that benj will lock the thread (or better still, delete it, there's nothing worth a dime in here), then at some stage in the future other newies will accidentally provoke people into aggressive responses, or pedantic arguments, or revealing sexual fantasies in public and it will all start all over again. It's all quite inevitable....
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randall 
"I like to watch."

Posted - 03/18/2007 :  01:44:12  Show Profile
Plus, as PKMN gets older, s/he tends to mis-remember the exact Sam Jackson quote from PULP FICTION. Age does that to ya...

Edited by - randall on 03/18/2007 01:46:43
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"

Posted - 03/18/2007 :  06:31:12  Show Profile
Theres always a Pokernose inthe group.

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Rovark 
"Luck-pushing, rule-bending, chance-taking reviewer"

Posted - 03/18/2007 :  11:04:34  Show Profile

I apologise to all.

I was quite aware that I would in all likelihood be baiting PKMN whem I initially posted, though I thought I would be more likey to reap a personal rant than subject all to another of his soft core fantasies.

Benj, please delete this entire thread

'Please Kill Me Now', - I wish you all you wish yourself
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