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ragingfluff
"Currently lost in Canada"
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Posted - 07/13/2007 : 21:52:48
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The thread about angry scenes in cinema produced some interesting posts, including a lot of very memorable quotes from movies, which got me thinking about favourite lines from movies. It would take me hours to post all the ones I love, but there are a couple that everytime I hear them make me smile:
James Bond (tied down, about to be split in two from the crotch up by a laser): Do you expect me to talk? Auric Goldfinger (chortling): No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die.
Connery again, as the cop in The Untouchables: Well, isn't that just like a wop...brings a knife to a gunfight
Roy Scheider in Jaws: We're going to need a bigger boat
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w22dheartlivie "Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 07/13/2007 : 22:18:31
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Now, Voyager: "Oh, Jerry let's not ask for the moon. We have the stars."
Top Gun A Few Good Men: "You can't handle the truth!"
The Princess Bride: "Life is pain Highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling something."
The Princess Bride: "You've been mostly dead all day."
(Oh, look at the TIME I was answering this!!) |
Edited by - w22dheartlivie on 07/14/2007 12:11:13 |
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thefoxboy "Four your eyes only."
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Whippersnapper. "A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 07/13/2007 : 23:23:02
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"I run a couple of newspapers. What do you do?" CITIZEN KANE.
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Sean "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 07/14/2007 : 00:03:39
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Bad Taste - "I'm a Derek. Dereks don't run."
Braindead - "I kick arse for the Lord."
March of the Penguins - "Braaarrrkkk! Peep peep!"
Monsturd - Waitress: "How about takin' a dozen glazed donuts when you go?" Tom: "How about you sit on my face and make me look like a glazed donut?"
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Edited by - Sean on 07/14/2007 00:05:04 |
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Shiv "What a Wonderful World"
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Posted - 07/14/2007 : 03:22:01
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quote: Originally posted by Se�n March of the Penguins - "Braaarrrkkk! Peep peep!"
You even speak Penguin. Amazing |
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Shiv "What a Wonderful World"
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Posted - 07/14/2007 : 03:33:51
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"We're on a Mission from God."
"What'd this guy look like anyway?" "Oh, he was a little guy. Kinda funny lookin'" "Uh-uh. In what way?" "Oh, just in a general kinda way."
"Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!"
And my favourite of all time
"There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight O'clock."
Please ask if these are not memorable enough to recognise the films |
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ChocolateLady "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 07/14/2007 : 10:14:48
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Here's a start!
Adam's Rib: Lawyers should never marry other lawyers. This is called in-breeding; from this comes idiot children... and other lawyers.
Amadeus: Emperor Joseph II: My dear young man, don't take it too hard. Your work is ingenious. It's quality work. And there are simply too many notes, that's all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect. Mozart: Which few did you have in mind, Majesty?
The Court Jester: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon. The vestle with the pestle has the brew which is true.
Fried Green Tomatoes: Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance. |
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silly "That rabbit's DYNAMITE."
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Posted - 07/14/2007 : 12:58:18
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What's the moral?
Other than dog people should marry dog people and cat people, cat people. I don't know. It could be just this: a civilised divorce is a contradiction in terms. |
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Downtown "Welcome back, Billy Buck"
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Posted - 07/14/2007 : 13:43:46
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You're my older brother, and I love you. But don't you ever take sides with anyone against the family again...EVER. -M. Corleone
I find your lack of faith disturbing -D. Vader
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ragingfluff "Currently lost in Canada"
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Posted - 07/14/2007 : 14:19:00
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I think people should mate for life, like whales or Catholics.
FELIX: In other words you're kicking me out. OSCAR: Not in other words; those are the perfect ones.
A couple from SOME LIKE IT HOT: How do they walk like that? It's like jello on springs.
I'm engaged. Congratulations. Who's the lucky girl? I am.
and from Harry Lime (and written by Welles himself):
Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
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damalc "last watched: Sausage Party"
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Posted - 07/16/2007 : 01:50:31
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i like:
"Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace."
which isn't that memorable on its own, until Marcellus gets fucked by someone other than Mrs. Wallace. he didn't seem to be liking it. |
Edited by - damalc on 07/16/2007 01:51:04 |
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Sean "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 07/16/2007 : 02:05:24
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quote: Originally posted by damalc
i like:
"Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace."
which isn't that memorable on its own, until Marcellus gets fucked by someone other than Mrs. Wallace. he didn't seem to be liking it.
I deliberately avoided Pulp Fiction quotes. If I got started on that one I'd never stop... |
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damalc "last watched: Sausage Party"
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Posted - 07/16/2007 : 03:01:48
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from "Boogie Nights": (like "Pulp Fiction," extremely quotable)
Reed Rothchild: Hey, are those lizard? Dirk: No, they're Italian. |
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duh "catpurrs"
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Posted - 07/16/2007 : 05:44:10
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Would you call that a launch problem or a design problem?
Everything you do is bad. I vant you to know dis.
YES! He was my boyfriend! |
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damalc "last watched: Sausage Party"
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Posted - 07/16/2007 : 20:51:27
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an exchange from one of my favorites, "Carlito's Way":
Benny Blanco: ... maybe you don't remember me, my name is Benny... Carlito: Maybe I don't give a shit! Maybe I don't remember the last time I blew my nose either. Who the fuck are you? I should remember you? What, you think you like me? You ain't like me motherfucker, you a punk. I've been with made people, connected people. Who've you been with? Chain snatching, jive-ass, maricon motherfuckers. Why don't you get out of here and go snatch a purse. |
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