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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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 Posted - 01/19/2009 : 13:29:47
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Originally posted by ChocolateLady
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Originally posted by BaftaBabe
I just love it when WAC the Adorable and The foxcub get together in the 4UM. Now if rockfsh and Yukon could arrange to post either side we'd have the cutest fwfr nursery anywhere!
Not to be outdone - here's my great nephew!
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rockfsh 
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"
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Posted - 01/19/2009 : 15:48:04
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BiggerBoat 
"Pass me the harpoon"
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Posted - 01/19/2009 : 16:20:33
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Dear Sir/Madam,
RE: Sean's FYCTH - #475
Please find enclosed my latest five reviews as you requested in your last correspondence. I look forward to your reply at your earliest convenience.
Yours most sincerely,
BiggerBoat (Director)
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Canklefish 
"Let's Get OUTTA Here!"
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chazbo 
"Outta This Fuckin' Place"
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demonic 
"Cinemaniac"
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Posted - 01/19/2009 : 17:03:46
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Originally posted by BiggerBoat
Dear Sir/Madam,
RE: Sean's FYCTH - #475
Please find enclosed my latest five reviews as you requested in your last correspondence. I look forward to your reply at your earliest convenience.
Yours most sincerely,
BiggerBoat (Director)
Dear Mr Boat,
Thank you for your swift response to our request for reviews and for including the appropriate link. I look forward to giving them my full attention in the next few days. In the interim you can send the appropriate payment for my voting services through the usual channels, via cheque or direct bank transfer.
Yours faithfully,
Demon Voting Plc. |
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BiggerBoat
"Pass me the harpoon"
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Posted - 01/19/2009 : 17:36:01
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Originally posted by dem9nic
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Originally posted by BiggerBoat
Dear Sir/Madam,
RE: Sean's FYCTH - #475
Please find enclosed my latest five reviews as you requested in your last correspondence. I look forward to your reply at your earliest convenience.
Yours most sincerely,
BiggerBoat (Director)
Dear Mr Boat,
Thank you for your swift response to our request for reviews and for including the appropriate link. I look forward to giving them my full attention in the next few days. In the interim you can send the appropriate payment for my voting services through the usual channels, via cheque or direct bank transfer.
Yours faithfully,
Demon Voting Plc.
Dear Reverend Demonic,
I refer to your letter of 17:03:46. You may recall that the usual channels last time involved a suitcase of money, exchanged under a bridge, with the assurance that my reviews "would soon be challenging the top ten."
Needless to say my best offerings are still floating around the 250-mark. Whilst I appreciate that you had to, as you so quaintly put it, "put the wheels in motion", it would appear to me that not only are they not in motion, but they haven't even been oiled and still have chocks wedged firmly beneath them, preventing any kind of movement whatsoever!
I will, therefore, be witholding payment until you can make this mythical Benj character "an offer he can't refuse," as you growled in that awful italian accent last time we met.
Your disappointinglingly,
Dr Boat |
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lemmycaution
"Long mired in film"
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turrell 
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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turrell
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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Whippersnapper.
"A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 01/19/2009 : 19:34:42
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Originally posted by BiggerBoat
Dear Sir/Madam,
RE: Sean's FYCTH - #475
Please find enclosed my latest five reviews as you requested in your last correspondence. I look forward to your reply at your earliest convenience.
Yours most sincerely,
BiggerBoat (Director)
Dear Sir
Thank you for your letter of 19JAN09.
I am sure you will appreciate that Mr Whippersnapper is a very busy man and receives, quite literally, sackfuls of similar correspondence on a literally daily basis.
He asks me to assure you on his behalf that your request will be looked into in due course, although, regrettably, no firm date can be given. Further, as you neglected to enclose a self-addressed, stamped envelope your reviews cannot be returned.
In future, in order to enjoy priority in having your reviews professionally critiqued by the maestro* we strongly recommend that you join the "Whippersnapper World Fan Club" and, for an annual subscription of just �25.00 you will also receive a set of coloured pencils.
An application form is enclosed.
Yours faithfully
For and on behalf of Mr Whippersnapper.
* not to be confused with any inferior services which may be offered on a complimentary basis by lesser writers. We remind you that you get what you pay for.
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 01/19/2009 : 19:52:33
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Originally posted by BiggerBoat
Dear Sir/Madam,
RE: Sean's FYCTH - #475
Please find enclosed my latest five reviews as you requested in your last correspondence. I look forward to your reply at your earliest convenience.
Yours most sincerely,
BiggerBoat (Director)
Dear Biggie
I know you said never to contact you here but you haven't returned my calls for weeks and you've changed the locks and though I've waited outside your house night after night you never seem to return home. I dunno what I did to make you act so mean. You're the meanest meanie I ever seen. When I look through your window I can just make out the stack of mail piled in front of the door. I've counted them and it seems to tally with every single letter I sent you. Which means you never got them, and I haven't had a chance to explain or ask you to justify each and every one of your meanie actions. Just you wait, you will reap your reward. You are still very welcome for supper, which you promised some months ago you would like and I prepare the menu every day since but you never show up. I hope you're satisfied. I await your call. There, now everyone knows. You meanie.
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BiggerBoat
"Pass me the harpoon"
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Posted - 01/19/2009 : 20:12:28
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Originally posted by Whippersnapper
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Originally posted by BiggerBoat
Dear Sir/Madam,
RE: Sean's FYCTH - #475
Please find enclosed my latest five reviews as you requested in your last correspondence. I look forward to your reply at your earliest convenience.
Yours most sincerely,
BiggerBoat (Director)
Dear Sir
Thank you for your letter of 19JAN09.
I am sure you will appreciate that Mr Whippersnapper is a very busy man and receives, quite literally, sackfuls of similar correspondence on a literally daily basis.
He asks me to assure you on his behalf that your request will be looked into in due course, although, regrettably, no firm date can be given. Further, as you neglected to enclose a self-addressed, stamped envelope your reviews cannot be returned.
In future, in order to enjoy priority in having your reviews professionally critiqued by the maestro* we strongly recommend that you join the "Whippersnapper World Fan Club" and, for an annual subscription of just �25.00 you will also receive a set of coloured pencils.
An application form is enclosed.
Yours faithfully
For and on behalf of Mr Whippersnapper.
* not to be confused with any inferior services which may be offered on a complimentary basis by lesser writers. We remind you that you get what you pay for.
Dear Mr Whipcrackaway,
I appreciate that you receive, quite literally, mail every day but I must make complaint at what I consider to be sub-standard service.
I recently joined the Whippersnapper World Fan Club in the hope of receiving quality feedback for my enthusiastic but somewhat naive reviews. What I actually received was a series of notes that redirected back to Whippersnapper's reviews and messages such as: 'Nice try, but this is a real review, sunshine' and 'Why don't you grow a pair and write reviews like this one'.
Whilst I appreciate the splendidness of his majesty's inspired reviews, I was hoping for more constructive feedback. Also, I thought the coloured pencils would be different colours rather than all orange.
Yours, somewhat deflatedly,
Master Boat |
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BiggerBoat
"Pass me the harpoon"
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Posted - 01/19/2009 : 20:27:52
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Originally posted by BaftaBabe
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Originally posted by BiggerBoat
Dear Sir/Madam,
RE: Sean's FYCTH - #475
Please find enclosed my latest five reviews as you requested in your last correspondence. I look forward to your reply at your earliest convenience.
Yours most sincerely,
BiggerBoat (Director)
Dear Biggie
I know you said never to contact you here but you haven't returned my calls for weeks and you've changed the locks and though I've waited outside your house night after night you never seem to return home. I dunno what I did to make you act so mean. You're the meanest meanie I ever seen. When I look through your window I can just make out the stack of mail piled in front of the door. I've counted them and it seems to tally with every single letter I sent you. Which means you never got them, and I haven't had a chance to explain or ask you to justify each and every one of your meanie actions. Just you wait, you will reap your reward. You are still very welcome for supper, which you promised some months ago you would like and I prepare the menu every day since but you never show up. I hope you're satisfied. I await your call. There, now everyone knows. You meanie.
Dear Drama Queen,
Ever since we first met - when you apprehended me at the tube station, told me you loved me and then threatened to throw yourself under the next tube when I spurned your advances - I have questioned your mental stability.
That you then followed me home and proceeded to dance naked around my communal hallway whilst singing Abba's 'Fernando' only went to fuel my suspicions. The ten letters a day, 50 phonecalls and weekly drive-by shooting attempts confirmed them.
As such I have now abandoned my house until I get the message from the police that you are receiving treatment for your wide-ranging problems.
I wish you the best of luck in your recovery.
Englebert Boat
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thefoxboy
"Four your eyes only."
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Posted - 01/19/2009 : 21:03:10
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