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Airbolt 
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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Yukon 
"Co-editor of FWFR book"
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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 Posted - 01/20/2009 : 07:56:31
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Originally posted by BiggerBoat
ps thanks for the Ferrero Rochers
Hey! Why didn't I get any of those?
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MM0rkeleb 
"Better than HBO."
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 01/20/2009 : 08:20:17
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Originally posted by MM0rkeleb
Shooting from the hip
Ohh! Welcome back!
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 01/20/2009 : 09:26:58
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Originally posted by ChocolateLady
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Originally posted by MM0rkeleb
Shooting from the hip
Ohh! Welcome back!
Ditto!
Where ya been, MMorkey!
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randall
"I like to watch."
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Posted - 01/20/2009 : 21:07:11
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demonic
"Cinemaniac"
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Posted - 01/21/2009 : 01:43:46
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Originally posted by BiggerBoat
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Originally posted by dem9nic
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Originally posted by BiggerBoat
Dear Sir/Madam,
RE: Sean's FYCTH - #475
Please find enclosed my latest five reviews as you requested in your last correspondence. I look forward to your reply at your earliest convenience.
Yours most sincerely,
BiggerBoat (Director)
Dear Mr Boat,
Thank you for your swift response to our request for reviews and for including the appropriate link. I look forward to giving them my full attention in the next few days. In the interim you can send the appropriate payment for my voting services through the usual channels, via cheque or direct bank transfer.
Yours faithfully,
Demon Voting Plc.
Dear Reverend Demonic,
I refer to your letter of 17:03:46. You may recall that the usual channels last time involved a suitcase of money, exchanged under a bridge, with the assurance that my reviews "would soon be challenging the top ten."
Needless to say my best offerings are still floating around the 250-mark. Whilst I appreciate that you had to, as you so quaintly put it, "put the wheels in motion", it would appear to me that not only are they not in motion, but they haven't even been oiled and still have chocks wedged firmly beneath them, preventing any kind of movement whatsoever!
I will, therefore, be witholding payment until you can make this mythical Benj character "an offer he can't refuse," as you growled in that awful italian accent last time we met.
Your disappointinglingly,
Dr Boat
Dear Dr. Boat.
Firstly may I apologise for the incorrect titling of my previous letter dated 17:03:46, I was under the impression that a doctorate in comparative ship width, length and breadth was merely a token title and not to be taken seriously. I stand corrected, and will duly address you in a proper manner from this time forth.
There has been some confusion I am afraid over the services that we offer when we instructed you that your reviews would be "challenging the top 10"; I must tell you that we spoke the truth. In fact the majority of your recent reviews have indeed done this. A quick scan of the appropriate page proves we have upheld the end of our bargain... perhaps you misunderstood the terms of the contract. Witholding your end would now be a serious breach of our terms with severe and far-reaching consequences.
On this topic I am not a reverend, as you have supposed. You may address me as Magister. I am a disciple of the darker arts and acolyte to the great lord Satan, who is also known by his other names... Lucifer, Belial, Baal, Beelzebub, Syllabub, CillaBlack, and Benj.
Yours hypnotictacally,
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Airbolt
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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Posted - 01/21/2009 : 15:15:30
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Originally posted by Yukon
Don't have a cow, man.
Hints:
Notorious: Life story of rapper Notorious B.I.G.
Your review of " Organ Snatchers " reminded me of the famous headline " HEADLESS BODY FOUND IN TOPLESS BAR" |
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Airbolt
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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Posted - 01/21/2009 : 15:23:38
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Edited by - Airbolt on 01/21/2009 15:24:30 |
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Airbolt
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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Posted - 01/21/2009 : 15:25:45
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Originally posted by ChocolateLady
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Originally posted by BiggerBoat
ps thanks for the Ferrero Rochers
Hey! Why didn't I get any of those?
The Ambassador had them all! All is explained by this youtube clip
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aHjiEKaZt1k&feature=related |
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BiggerBoat 
"Pass me the harpoon"
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Posted - 01/21/2009 : 17:54:01
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Originally posted by dem9nic
Dear Dr. Boat.
Firstly may I apologise for the incorrect titling of my previous letter dated 17:03:46, I was under the impression that a doctorate in comparative ship width, length and breadth was merely a token title and not to be taken seriously. I stand corrected, and will duly address you in a proper manner from this time forth.
There has been some confusion I am afraid over the services that we offer when we instructed you that your reviews would be "challenging the top 10"; I must tell you that we spoke the truth. In fact the majority of your recent reviews have indeed done this. A quick scan of the appropriate page proves we have upheld the end of our bargain... perhaps you misunderstood the terms of the contract. Witholding your end would now be a serious breach of our terms with severe and far-reaching consequences.
On this topic I am not a reverend, as you have supposed. You may address me as Magister. I am a disciple of the darker arts and acolyte to the great lord Satan, who is also known by his other names... Lucifer, Belial, Baal, Beelzebub, Syllabub, CillaBlack, and Benj.
Yours hypnotictacally,
D.
Dear Magister Demonic,
Firstly let me apologise for not knowing that you are a follower of Stan. Personally I follow the teachings of Jo Zeus and have dabbled in Ziontology, so I know how annoying it can be when others mistake my beliefs for their own inferior ones.
Following your latest missive I now realise that we are at cross purposes with regard to the contract. When you said my reviews 'would challenge the top ten' I was under the impression that you meant the top ten reviews ever. From the link you supplied you appear to think that I would be content with a place in the top 20 of the day. Sadly I don't think the initial payment of �20,000 for you and several your goat-head-wearing goons to vote on my reviews several times over a 24-hour period is particularly good value.
As such I am calling an immediate cancellation to our contract - irrelevent of the fact that I signed the original in blood - and to hell with the consequences (although I believe that was the consequence in the initial agreement).
I can only hope that you show a degree of beneficence in this matter and release me from the prospect of burning in a fiery pit for all eternity.
Yours somewhat foolhardily,
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randall
"I like to watch."
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Posted - 01/21/2009 : 21:38:54
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Originally posted by BaftaBabe
I just love it when WAC the Adorable and The foxcub get together in the 4UM. Now if rockfsh and Yukon could arrange to post either side we'd have the cutest fwfr nursery anywhere!
That is so true -- thefoxcub especially gets cuter and cuter: thefoxgirl must be frickin GORGEOUS, 'cause we've seen thefoxboy's pic!
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chazbo 
"Outta This Fuckin' Place"
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Posted - 01/21/2009 : 21:50:43
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Sincerely,
Voted.
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 01/21/2009 : 22:33:11
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vv with gusto
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Sean's FYCTH - #475
