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rockfsh 
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"

Posted - 07/20/2007 :  17:24:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MisterBadIdea

The poster "Please Kill Me Now" is a MERP.

He posts these threads because it prompts reactionary posters to praise MERPS for their service. As a newcomer, I don't know if this fact is already widely known, so apologies if I'm not saying anything new.


If this were true his approval rate would be higher while Chocolate Lady's would be lower. Also he should spend his time approving rather than disapproving.
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 07/21/2007 :  10:26:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Interesting theory, but I really don't think that MERPs are allowed to approve their own reviews.
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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 07/21/2007 :  20:28:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I can no longer hold my tongue.

Months back, there was a programming error on the site and it accidentally allowed access to something akin to a "review approvals room."

It showed a list of the pending reviews from everyone in increments of 100. Next to each review was twelve columns for votes. I assume this is how the MERPs make their decision. At the top of each column were initials and/or abbreviations, which I presume indicated the identities of the MERPs.

The initials PKMN were atop one of those columns.

That suggests to me that MrBadIdea is right: PKMN is a MERP! And that means that he posts these threads to do exactly what MBI has suggested: merely to generate compliments for his ilk from we good-natured lemmings when in fact we should be castigating those lazy swine!

I'M NOT YOUR YOUR MENTAL TOY, PKMN!!! I'M ON TO YOU!!!! IF YOU WANT MERPING COMPLIMENTS, THEN MERPING DO YOUR MERPING JOB, AND MAYBE SOMEONE WILL START A MERPING THREAD FOR WELL-EARNED PRAISE INSTEAD OF THIS TRANSPARENT ATTEMPT AT MERP SELF-PROMOTION!!!!!!

Now start approving my reviews, MERP!
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Please Kill Me Now 
"Need my dopamine fix!"

Posted - 07/21/2007 :  22:53:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MguyX

I can no longer hold my tongue.

Months back, there was a programming error on the site and it accidentally allowed access to something akin to a "review approvals room."

It showed a list of the pending reviews from everyone in increments of 100. Next to each review was twelve columns for votes. I assume this is how the MERPs make their decision. At the top of each column were initials and/or abbreviations, which I presume indicated the identities of the MERPs.

The initials PKMN were atop one of those columns.

That suggests to me that MrBadIdea is right: PKMN is a MERP! And that means that he posts these threads to do exactly what MBI has suggested: merely to generate compliments for his ilk from we good-natured lemmings when in fact we should be castigating those lazy swine!

I'M NOT YOUR YOUR MENTAL TOY, PKMN!!! I'M ON TO YOU!!!! IF YOU WANT MERPING COMPLIMENTS, THEN MERPING DO YOUR MERPING JOB, AND MAYBE SOMEONE WILL START A MERPING THREAD FOR WELL-EARNED PRAISE INSTEAD OF THIS TRANSPARENT ATTEMPT AT MERP SELF-PROMOTION!!!!!!

Now start approving my reviews, MERP!



Go MERP yourself, pal!

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MguyXXV 
"X marks the spot"

Posted - 07/22/2007 :  03:59:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Please MERP Me Now!
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 07/22/2007 :  05:48:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What?

Does this mean I'll never pass PKMN up?

Oh dear...

(I think..... I'm gonna.... cry!)
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Please Kill Me Now 
"Need my dopamine fix!"

Posted - 07/22/2007 :  08:30:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ChocolateLady

What?

Does this mean I'll never pass PKMN up?

Oh dear...

(I think..... I'm gonna.... cry!)




Who knows?! Damn, dirty, deadbeat MERPS! Grrrrrrr!

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w22dheartlivie 
"Kitty Lover"

Posted - 07/22/2007 :  08:56:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ChocolateLady

What?

Does this mean I'll never pass PKMN up?

Oh dear...

(I think..... I'm gonna.... cry!)



Check your facebook, I sent ya a treat to help with the sting.
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"

Posted - 07/22/2007 :  11:20:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by wildhartlivie

quote:
Originally posted by ChocolateLady

What?

Does this mean I'll never pass PKMN up?

Oh dear...

(I think..... I'm gonna.... cry!)



Check your facebook, I sent ya a treat to help with the sting.



You are sweet, thank you so much.

(But now PKMN has two more reviews than I have... I'm starting to get paranoid.)
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chazbo 
"Outta This Fuckin' Place"

Posted - 07/22/2007 :  18:16:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I get a trickle of a few approved reviews each week. My pending list is now up to about 60, which I think is quite high for me.

I'm happy to just let the MERPeople be as they swim about in our sea of pending reviews ... as long as they don't come up for air too often.

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