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Whippersnapper. 
"A fourword thinking guy."
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 Posted - 09/27/2007 : 17:32:46
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Originally posted by BaftaBabe
Guys and Dolls [okay I'm not being patronizing - somebody may not know]...
That's what patronisers always think. 
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The General 
"Forty? What? Me? How?."
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RockGolf
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."
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Posted - 09/27/2007 : 18:47:48
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Originally posted by wildhartlivie
Date Movie: A stinker of a spoof film with Alyson Hannigan (of Buffy fame) looking for love. She is a contestant in a "Bachelor" tv spoof, the bachelor is introduced as a doctor with a twelve-inch cock. He is holding a rooster. The rest of the film is that bad.
If your review is taken literally, the aforementioned fowl is actually twelve feet. To misquote Churchill "Some chicken. Some peck."
Use double quotes("), not single('). |
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"
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Posted - 09/27/2007 : 21:59:24
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Always a late-comer never the starter.
key:
1. Nancy sings about her life
2. Cinderella single again
3. Adults enroll in a beginner swim class
4. singing zombies
5. James voices another huge character |
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demonic
"Cinemaniac"
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Posted - 09/27/2007 : 22:03:54
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Originally posted by Salopian
Sorry, gotta vote for redPen's older "Whale wails" instead (although why he didn't submit that as the better "Whale's wails" is beyond me).
There's a simple answer to that Sal - he's not you. 
My five, all puns on actor's names, selected from a big chunk of MERP-ing goodness. Merpi Beaucoup.
Notes:
Jeremy Irons plays a Jesuit priest in "The Mission".
Holly Hunter is an FBI agent and Harry Connick Jr a serial killer in "Copycat".
In the forthcoming "There Will Be Blood" Daniel Day Lewis stars as an oil prospector. |
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Koli 
"Striving lackadaisically for perfection."
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Posted - 09/27/2007 : 22:13:21
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Here's a challenge: improve these, Sal
Look here. Don't. Don't improve them just because you can. Allow a man to dream.
To dream that here are exquisite, tiny morsels of pithy perfection, which do not lend themselves to even the subtlest, merest tweaking.
Allow a man to dream. |
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Shiv 
"What a Wonderful World"
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Posted - 09/27/2007 : 23:00:59
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Originally posted by Whippersnapper
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Originally posted by BaftaBabe
Guys and Dolls [okay I'm not being patronizing - somebody may not know]...
That's what patronisers always think.
Luckily, I needed patronising Never seen that film yet...am I missing out? |
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 09/27/2007 : 23:09:29
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Originally posted by R o � k G o 7 f
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Originally posted by wildhartlivie
Date Movie: A stinker of a spoof film with Alyson Hannigan (of Buffy fame) looking for love. She is a contestant in a "Bachelor" tv spoof, the bachelor is introduced as a doctor with a twelve-inch cock. He is holding a rooster. The rest of the film is that bad.
If your review is taken literally, the aforementioned fowl is actually twelve feet. To misquote Churchill "Some chicken. Some peck."
Use double quotes("), not single(').
Ah, yes, as I'd already pointed out on page one -- with a joke, even. Already. Oy vey.
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 09/27/2007 : 23:13:49
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Originally posted by Shiv
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Originally posted by Whippersnapper
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Originally posted by BaftaBabe
Guys and Dolls [okay I'm not being patronizing - somebody may not know]...
That's what patronisers always think.
Luckily, I needed patronising Never seen that film yet...am I missing out?
Yes, darling - run do not walk to your nearest copy. The songs are classic, legendary - and should twinkle in your brain for quite a while. The performances are terrific. The dialogue - ah, the dialogue. Based on Damon Runyon - so if youse like dat kinda t'ing ... you will like this film. Or else.
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rabid kazook 
"Pushing the antelope"
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Posted - 09/27/2007 : 23:18:33
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Originally posted by demonic
My five, all puns on actor's names, selected from a big chunk of MERP-ing goodness.
Who's Rosso Irons?  |
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Canklefish
"Let's Get OUTTA Here!"
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Posted - 09/27/2007 : 23:23:41
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#339
Jumpin' in the pool a little late...
Am v & v'ing as we speak
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lemmycaution
"Long mired in film"
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Posted - 09/27/2007 : 23:28:30
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Originally posted by BaftaBabe
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Originally posted by Shiv
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Originally posted by Whippersnapper
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Originally posted by BaftaBabe
Guys and Dolls [okay I'm not being patronizing - somebody may not know]...
That's what patronisers always think.
Luckily, I needed patronising Never seen that film yet...am I missing out?
Yes, darling - run do not walk to your nearest copy. The songs are classic, legendary - and should twinkle in your brain for quite a while. The performances are terrific. The dialogue - ah, the dialogue. Based on Damon Runyon - so if youse like dat kinda t'ing ... you will like this film. Or else.
Sit down, you're rockin' the boat! |
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Airbolt
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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Animal Mutha
"Who would've thunk it?"
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Posted - 09/28/2007 : 00:50:48
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| Hey AIRBOLT, I think you're one short |
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Yukon
"Co-editor of FWFR book"
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Posted - 09/28/2007 : 03:24:17
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V&V to here.
Hey Shuto, what have you done with Rabid Kazook? |
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Sean's FYCTH - #339
